Header: Joe Mays' Tabloid Headline Generator
Table: Tabloid
<center><h1 style="color:[#{1d16} Colors]" style="font-family:[@TitleFonts]">[@TitleFormat]</h1><hr><h2 style="color:[#{1d8} Colors]" style="font-family:[@TitleFonts]">[@HeaderFormat]</h2></center><font face="[@TextFonts]">[@TabText]</font>\n\n

Table: Colors
Type:Lookup
1-6:black
7:red
8:navy
9:green
10:olive
11:green
12:maroon
13:blue
14:purple
15:gray
16:teal

Table: TitleFonts
Arial
Arial Narrow
Helvetica
Century
Palatino Linotype
Verdana
Rockwell
Times New Roman
Garamond
Elephant
Bauhaus 93
Trebuchet
Algerian
Courier
Courier New
Bell MT
Broadway
Cooper Black

Table: TextFonts
Arial
Arial Narrow
Helvetica
Century
Palatino Linotype
Verdana
Rockwell
Times New Roman
Garamond
Trebuchet
Courier
Courier New
Bell MT

Table: TitleFormat
[@TabTitle]
<b>[@TabTitle]</b>
<i>[@TabTitle]</i>
<b><i>[@TabTitle]</i></b>

Table: HeaderFormat
[@TabHeader]
<b>[@TabHeader][|!|\z]</b>
<i>[@TabHeader][|!|\z]</i>
<b><i>[@TabHeader][|!|\z]</i></b>

Table:TabTitle
[@TabName]

Table: TabName
[|The |\z][@PreTitle] [@LastTitle]
[|The |\z][!PreTitle] [!PreTitle] [@LastTitle]

Table: PreTitle
[|Daily|Weekly|Monthly|Nightly|Midnight|Midday|Afternoon|Morning|Evening]
[|Global|World|American|International|Foreign|National|Local|Area]
Skeptical
Insightful
Entertainment
[|Top-|\z]Secret
Popular
Democratic
Free[|dom|\z]
Confidential
People's
Insider's
[|Hollywood|New York|[@City]|[@State]]
Rational
Modern
Reader's
Today's
Public
Inquisitive
Celebrity

Table: LastTitle
Herald
Spy[|glass|\z]
Observer
Enquirer
Voice
Centurion
Inquirer
Satellite
Whistleblower
Detective
Speculator
Seeker
Call
Leader
Journal
News
Confidential
Magazine
Post
Gazette
Letter
Globe
Planet
Looking Glass
Scandal[|monger|\z]
Gossip[|er|\z]
Star
Rumour[|monger|\z]
Whisper
Sun
Telegraph
Press
Extra
Express
[|Super-|\z]Snooper
Dispatch
Report
Reporter
Confessor
Courier
Release
Tattler
Item
Times
Mirror
Digest
[@LastTitle]-[@LastTitle]

Table: TabHeader
3:[@GeneralEvent]
[@Celebrity] [@PersonEvent]
[@Freak] [@PersonEvent]
[@PoliticalPerson] [@PersonEvent]
[|[@Person]|[@Unfortunate]] [@PersonEvent]
[@ReligiousEvent]
[@DisasterEvent]
[@AnimalEvent]
[@HistoryEvent]
[@MonsterEvent]
2:[@GeneralEvent]
[@AnnounceEvent]

Table: AnnounceEvent
"[@Announce]," [|Says|Announces|Says|Admits|Reveals|States|Proclaims|Writes|Confesses] [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Person]] [|In Press Conference|In Confidence|Off The Record|\z]
[|Shocking|Amazing|Surprising|Stunning|Earthshaking|Unexpected|Surprise] [|Revelation|Confession|Announcement|Proclamation|Admission|Press Release|Press Conference] By [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Person]]: "[@Announce]"
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Person]]: "[@Announce]"
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Person]] [|Says|Announces|Says|Admits|Reveals|States|Proclaims|Writes|Confesses] "[@Announce]"
[|Secret|Amazing|Recently Discovered|Long-Lost|Hidden|Top-Secret|Rediscovered|Unearthed|Found|\z|\z] [|Diaries|Journals|Letters|Records] of [|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Reveal: "[@Announce]"

Table: Announce
[|I|My Mother|My Father|My Son|My Daughter] [|Married|Gave Birth To|Was The Child Of] [|The [@Freak]|\a [@Monster]]
My [|Parents|Children|Family|Ancestors] Were [@Monsters]
I [|Was In|Was A Member Of|Worked For|Was An Assassin For] [@Orgs]
I Was A [|Sex|Lust|Love|Human|Personal|Body] [|Slave|Toy|Puppet] [|Of|For] [|[@Celebrity]|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]|[@Orgs]|[@Occult] Rituals]
[|I|My Mother|My Father|My Son|My Daughter] Was [|In Love|In Passionate Affair|In Romantic Fling|In Sexual Tryst] With [|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|\a [@Monster]]
[|I|My Mother|My Father|My Son|My Daughter] Was [|Enslaved|Hunted|Wanted|Attacked|Sought|Kidnapped|Abused|Tortured|Harassed|Persecuted|Targeted|Molested|Raped|Ravished] By [|The [@Freak]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Orgs]|\a [@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
My [|Parents|Children|Family|Ancestors] [|Were In|Were Members Of|Worked For|Were Assassins For|Were Spies For|Spied On|Were Enemies Of|Were Targeted By|Were Wanted By|Took Down|Took On|Killed For|Were Killed By|Were Slaves Of] [@Orgs]

Table: GeneralEvent
4:[@Announce]
Home Of [|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]] [|Destroyed|Swept|Ravaged|Flattened|Struck] By [|Freak|Freakish|Bizarre|Mysterious|Unexpected|Unexplained|Baffling|\z] [@Disaster]
[|Freak |Freakish |Bizarre |Mysterious |Unexpected |Unexplained |Baffling |\z][@Disaster] [|Destroys|Sweeps|Ravages|Flattens|Strikes] Home Of [|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]]
[@Place] [|Destroyed|Swept|Ravaged|Flattened|Struck] By [|Freak|Freakish|Bizarre|Mysterious|Unexpected|Unexplained|Baffling|\z] [@Disaster]
[|Freak |Freakish |Bizarre |Mysterious |Unexpected |Unexplained |Baffling |\z][@Disaster] [|Destroys|Sweeps|Ravages|Flattens|Strikes] [@Place]
[|House|Church|Building|Hotel|Apartment] Is Haunted By [|Ghost|Shade|Spirit] Of [|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]]
[|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]]'s [|Parents|Children|Family|Ancestors] Were [@Monsters]
[|[@Vehicle]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]] [|Disappears|Vanishes] In [|Bermuda Triangle|[@Place]|[@Occult] Ritual]
[@Vehicle] That Mysteriously [|Disappeared|Vanished] In [|Bermuda Triangle|[@Place]] [|Last Week|Last Year|Years Ago|Decades Ago] Reappears In [@Place]
Finally, The Truth About [|[@Orgs]|[@Monsters]]
[|Proof|Evidence|Reports|Incontrovertible Proof|Rumours] That [|[@HistoryPerson]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Orgs]] [|Covered Up|Buried|Lied About|Hid|Knew About|Raised|Bred|Tried To Raise An Army Of] [@Monsters]
[|Mysterious Lights|Flying Saucers|UFO's|Angels|[@Religious]] Seen In The Sky Above [@Place]
[|Mad Scientist|Evil Genius|Criminal Mastermind|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]] [|Threatens|Plots|Seeks|Plans|Prepares|Ready] To [|Unleash|Set|Loose|Release|Use] [|[@Disaster]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]] [|Upon|On|Against|To Save] [|Everyone|The Human Race|Humanity|Us|You|Our Nation|Our Enemies|America|The World|[@Orgs]|[@Place]]
[|Mad Scientist|Evil Genius|Criminal Mastermind|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]] [|Threatens|Plots|Seeks|Plans|Prepares|Ready] To [|Destroy|Annihilate|Vaporize|Disintegrate|Slaughter|Poison|Kill|Wipe Out|Terrorize|Burn|Slay|End|Put And End To|Save] [|Everyone|The Human Race|Humanity|Us|You|Our Enemies|Our Nation|America|The World|[@Orgs]|[@Place]]
[@Monsters] [|Declare War On|Plot To Destroy|Plan To Annihilate|Hate] [|Humanity|The World|[@Place]]
[@HeroAdjective] [|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Freak]|[@Animal]] [|Fights Off|Defends [@Person] Against|Defends [@Celebrity] Against| Defends [@PoliticalPerson] Against| Saves [@Unfortunate] From| Saves [@Person] From| Saves [@Celebrity] From| Saves [@PoliticalPerson] From|Saves [@Animal] From] [|Flames|Certain Death|Rising Waters|Deadly Storm|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Freak]] Bites [@Animal]
[|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]] [|Finds|Discovers|Is Shocked To Find] [|Finger|Eyeball|Head|Human Hand|Finger|Human Flesh|Body Part|[@Animal] Parts|[@Animal] Flesh|Dead [@Animal]|[@Animal]] In [|Food|House|Car|Car Engine|Computer|Fast Food Bag|Meat Freezer|Microwave|Toaster|Purse|Bedroom|Bed|Closet|Trailer|Back Yard]
[|Flying|Subterranean|Invisible|Deadly|Violent|Swimming|Rabid] [@Monster] [|Terrorizes|Persecutes|Ravages] [|Innocent People|Defenseless Populace|Populace|Small Town|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|Midwest|[@Place]]
[|Flying|Subterranean|Invisible|Deadly|Violent|Swimming|Rabid] [@Monsters] [|Terrorize|Persecute|Ravage] [|Innocent People|Defenseless Populace|Populace|Small Town|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|Midwest|[@Place]]
[@Monster] Flees [|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Place]]
[@Monsters] Flee [|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Place]]
[@Occult] [|Rites|Techniques|Secrets|Powers|Methods|\z] [|Researched By|Used By|Utilized By|Controlled By|In The Service Of|Serve|Aid|Empower] [|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Orgs]]
[|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Freak]|[@Celebrity]|[@HistoryPerson]|[@DeadPerson]] [|Raised|Rescued And Raised|Brought Up] By [|[@Animal] Parents|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[@Place] [|Secretly|Actually|\z] [|Uses|Utilizes|Wields|Employs] [|[@Orgs]|[@Occult]|[@Monsters]] [|Against|In War Against|To Harm|In Attack On|To Destroy|To Help|To Aid|To Subvert|To Weaken|To Control] [@Place]
[@PoliticalPerson] [|Secretly|\z] [|Meets|Holds Summit|Makes Deal|Comes To Agreement|Joins|Makes Treaty|Makes Aid Deal] With [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]][| In [@Place]|\z]
[|Jimmy Hoffa|John F. Kennedy|Jon-Benet Ramsey|Nicole Simpson|Lacey Peterson|Howard Hughes] Found [|Alive|Dead|Buried|Living|Enshrined|Entombed] In [@Place]
[|Jimmy Hoffa|John F. Kennedy|Jon-Benet Ramsey|Nicole Simpson|Lacey Peterson|Howard Hughes] Was [|Killed|Slain|Murdered|Assassinated|Rubbed Out] By [|[@Celebrity]|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Place]]
[|Two-Headed|{1d4+4} Legged|{1d6+2} Eyed|Winged|Intelligent|Talking] [@Animal] Born In [@Place]
[@Orgs] [|Covers Up|Conceals|Hides|Erases|Buries|Covers Up|Wipes] [|Evidence|Facts|The Truth|Testimony|Witnesses|Information|Knowledge] [|Concerning|About|Of] [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]|[@Orgs]|[@Disaster]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Celebrity]|[@HistoryPerson]|[@DeadPerson]]
[|Slowly,|Secretly,|Quietly,|One-By-One,] [|Each|Every] [|Pet|[@Animal]] Being [|Kidnapped|Altered|Controlled|Mutated|Taken Over|Possessed|Mind-Controlled|Studied|Altered|Enslaved|Abducted|Anally Probed|Experimented Upon|Probed|Made Intelligent|Genetically Altered|Infested] By [|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]][|: They May Come Back To Rule The World|: They May Come Back To Destroy The World|: They May Rise Up To Rule The World|\z|\z|\z|\z]
[|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]] Wants [|Your|Everyone's|Each|Every] [|Pet|[@Animal]] [|- Why?|As Slaves|For Super-Army|To Our New Masters|To Spy On Us|To Control Us|To Kill Us|To Devour Us|To Rule The World|\z|\z|\z|\z]
[@Monsters] Want [|Your|Everyone's|Each|Every] [|Pet|[@Animal]] [|- Why?|As Slaves|For Super-Army|To Our New Masters|To Spy On Us|To Control Us|To Kill Us|To Devour Us|To Rule The World|\z|\z|\z|\z]
[|Cattle|[@Animal]] Mutilations The Work Of [|[@Orgs]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]

Table: Vehicle
Aircraft
Passenger Plane
Ship
Fishing Boat
Ocean Liner
Freighter
Trawler
Small Plane
Fighter Plane
Battleship

Table: MonsterEvent
[@Monster] [|Attacks|Kills|Devours|Mauls|Is Seen By|Appears Before] [|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@PoliticalPerson]]
[@Monsters] [|Attack|Kill|Devour|Maul|Are Seen By|Appear To|Reveal Themselves To|Expose Themselves To] [|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@PoliticalPerson]]
[@Monster] [|Rampages|Is Seen|Strikes|Lurks|Is Found|Lives|Has Been Spotted][| in [@Place]|\z]
[@Monsters] [|Rampage|Are Seen|Strike|Lurk|Are Found|Live|Have Been Spotted][| in [@Place]|\z]
[|Fossilized Skeleton|Skeleton|Skull|Mummified Corpse|Perfectly Preserved Corpse] Of [@Monster] Is [|Revealed|Found|Unearthed] In [@Place]
[@Monster] [|Sighted|Seen|Videotaped|Photographed|Captured|Kidnapped|Killed|Escapes|Vanishes|Real|Proven To Exist]
[@Monster] [|Is Sighted|Is Seen|Is Videotaped|Is Photographed|Is Captured|Is Kidnapped|Is Killed|Is Real|Is Proven To Exist]
[@Monsters] [|Live|Dwell|Lurk|Hide|Found] In The [|Sewers|Shadows|Catacombs|Wilds] Of [@Place]
[@Orgs] [|Trying To Breed|Actively Breeding|Successfully Bred|Building Army Of] [@Monsters]
[@Monster] [|Terrorizes|Strikes In|Destroys|Dwells In] [@Place]
[@Monsters] [|Terrorize|Strike In|Destroy|Dwell In] [@Place]
[@Monsters] [|Want|Covet|Are Stealing|Are Gathering Up|Are Taking Over|Are Taking Control Of The Minds Of|Are Taking Away|Are Abducting] [|Our|Your|The World's|Our Enemies'|Our Country's|America's] [|Sexy Women|Good-Looking Women|Babes|Starlets|Miss America Winners|Women|Children|Leaders|Household Servants|Migrant Workers|Wives|Mothers|Daughters|Sons|Pets|Cats|Dogs]
[@Monsters] [|Want|Seek|Plot|Hope] To [|Rule|Take Over|Control|Dominate|Destroy] [|The World|America|Our Land|Our Country|[@Place]]
[@Monster] [|Secretly|Actually|\z] [|In Charge Of|Leads|Rules|Controls|Heads|Runs|Owns] [|[@Orgs]|[@Place]]
[@Monsters] [|Secretly|Actually|\z] [|In Charge Of|Lead|Rule|Control|Head|Run|Own] [|[@Orgs]|[@Place]]

Table: HistoryEvent
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] [|Found|Still|Suspected|Reported|Seen] Alive[| And Living in [@Place]|\z]
The [|Brain|Head] Of [|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Being Kept Alive [|And Used|And Controlled|And Interrogated|And Tortured] By [@Orgs]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] [|Was A Spy For|Spied On|Fought For|Fought Against|Served|Worked For|Worked Against|Was A Mind-Slave Of] [|[@Orgs]|The Americans|Uncle Sam|The NAZIs|The Russkies|The Commies]
[@HistoryPerson] [|Covered Up|Hid|Buried] [|The Truth|Facts|Information] About [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]|[@Orgs]]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Is Being [|Stored|Preserved|Maintained|Kept] [|Cryogenically|By [@Occult] Methods|By Alien Technology] [|To Preserve DNA For Cloning|For Revival In The Future|For Nefarious Purposes|For Unknown Reasons|\z]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]] Has Been Cloned[| By [@Orgs]|\z]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Never [|Actually|Really|Truly|\z] Existed
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] [|Used|Utilized|Knew|Advocated|Gained Power From|Researched|Studied] [@Occult] [|Rites|Rituals|Powers|Techniques|Methods|Secrets|\z]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Was [|Secretly|Actually|Really] [|[@Freak]|Gay]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] Was Killed By [|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Orgs]|[@Occult]]
[|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]] [|Fought For|Fought Against|Served] [|America|Uncle Sam|Germany|England|Russia|The Russkies|The Krauts|Jerry|Us|The Good Guys|The Bad Guys] In [|WWI|WWII|The Big One]
[|[@Place]|[@Orgs]] Is [|Making Use Of|Profiting From|Hiding|Researching|Selling The Products Of|Selling The Results Of] [|Occult Powers|Alien Technology]
[|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]] [|Found|Discovered|Uncovered|Unearthed|Revealed|Hid|Concealed|Concealed Truth About|Hid Proof Of] [|Atlantis|The Lost Tribes Of Israel|The Holy Grail|The Ark Of The Covenant|Noah's Ark|The Spear Of Destiny|Descendants Of Atlantis] [|In [@Place]|\z]

Table: PoliticalPerson
[|President|President of United States|Our President|U.S. President]
[|Vice-President|Vice-President of United States|Our Vice-President|U.S. Vice-President]
First Lady
Senator From [@State]
Congressman From [@State]
[|Secretary Of State|Secretary Of Defense|National Security Advisor|Secretary Of Home Defense|Ambassador To [@Country]|Ambassador From [@Country]]
[|Pope|Dalai Lama]
[|Head|Leader|Secret Leader] Of U.N.
Russian President
British Prime-Minister
French President
German President
Canadian Prime-Minister
Mexican President
Ruthless Dictator
Foreign King
Italian Prime-Minister
Queen of England
[|Head|Leader|Secret Leader] Of [|[@Orgs]|[@Country]]

Table: DeadPerson
Isaac Asimov
[|Princess Diana|Lady Di]
Lucille Ball
Milton Berle
Marlon Brando
Alger Hiss
Jim Morrison
Martin Luther King
Joe McCarthy
Yogi Berra
Joey Bishop
Leo Buscaglia
Ruth Buzzi
Johnny Cash
Howard Hughes
Carol Channing
Julia Child
Alistair Cooke 
Howard Cosell
Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Barry Goldwater
Paul Harvey
Charlton Heston
Bob Hope
J. Edgar Hoover
Gene Kelly 
Dorothy Lamour
Ann Landers
Janet Leigh
Ali MacGraw
Karl Malden 
Ed McMahon
Burgess Meredith
Arthur Miller
Robert Mitchum
Elizabeth Montgomery
Tip O'Neill
Vincent Price
Fred Rogers  
Elvis Presley
Soupy Sales
Robert Kennedy
Charles Schulz
Dr. Benjamin Spock
Jimmy Stewart
Henry Fonda
Lana Turner
Shelley Winters 
Henny Youngman
George Burns
Humphrey Bogart

Table: HistoryPerson
[|Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]
Lee Harvey Oswald
[|Winston |\z]Churchill
[|Dwight |\z]Eisenhower
[|Richard |\z]Nixon
Lyndon Johnson
[|Ronald |\z]Reagan
Teddy Roosevelt
[|FDR|Franklin Delano Roosevelt]
[|Al |\z]Capone
[|Benito |\z]Mussolini
[|Charles |\z]DeGaulle
[|Adolf |\z]Hitler
[|Josef |\z]Stalin
[|Leon Trotsky|Lenin|Marx]
[|Abraham |\z]Lincoln
[|Jimmy |\z]Hoffa

Table: AnimalEvent
[|[@HeroAdjective] |\z][@Animal] Saves [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|Family|House|Town|World]
[|[@HeroAdjective] |\z][@Animal] Saves [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|Family|House|Town|World] From [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]|[@Disaster]|Fire|Flood]
[|[@HeroAdjective] |\z][@Animal] Finds Way Home From [|Over|Almost|\z] {1d2000} Miles Away [|After Being Lost|After Being Abandoned|After Being Given Away|After Being Sold|After Being Accidentally Left Behind|After Being Left For Dead|\z|\z|\z|\z|\z]
[|[@HeroAdjective] |\z][@Animal] Finds Way Home [|From|To] [@Place] [|After Being Lost|After Being Abandoned|After Being Given Away|After Being Sold|After Being Accidentally Left Behind|After Being Left For Dead|\z|\z|\z|\z|\z]
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]] [|Killed|Mauled|Attacked|Ravaged|Saved|Rescued|Helped] By [|[@Animal]|[@Occult]]

Table: HeroAdjective
3:Plucky
Brave
Courageous
Fearless
Amazing
Heroic
Wonderful

Table: DisasterEvent
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]] [|Is Killed By|Is Lost In|Disappears In|Is Swept Away By] [|[@Disaster]|[@Occult] Ritual]
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Religious]|[@Psychic]] [|Warned About|Warned Us Of|Tried To Warn Of|Knew About|Spoke Of|Foresaw|Wrote About] [@Disaster] [|Before The Event|Before The Tragedy|Before The Occurrence|\z]
[@Disaster] [|Is|Was] [|Prophecied|Foreseen|Foretold|Predicted] By [@Psychic]
[|The World|[@Place]] Will Be Destroyed By [@Disaster] [|Tomorrow|Before The Year Is Over|One Day|[@Weekday]] [|Says [@PoliticalPerson]|Says Psychic|Say Scientists|Say Experts|Says The Government|Says Evangelist|Says Holy Man|Says Guru|According To [@Psychic]|Prophecies [@Psychic]|\z]
[|The World|[@Place]] [|As We Know It |\z|\z|\z|\z]Will [|End|Be Destroyed|Be Wiped Away|Vanish|Sink Into The Sea|Be Disintegrated|Collapse] [|Tomorrow|Before The Year Is Over|Next Year|[@Weekday]] [|Says [@PoliticalPerson]|Says Psychic|Say Scientists|Say Experts|Says The Government|Says Evangelist|Says The Bible|Says Holy Man|Says Guru|\z]
[|The Sun|The Universe] Will [|End|Be Destroyed|Be Wiped Away|Vanish|Be Disintegrated|Collapse|Explode] [|Tomorrow|Before The Year Is Over|Next Year|[@Weekday]] [|Says [@PoliticalPerson]|Says Psychic|Say Scientists|Say Experts|Says The Government|Says Evangelist|Says The Bible|Says Holy Man|Says Guru|\z]
[@Psychic] [|Predicts|Warns Of|Prophecies] [|Armageddon|The End Of The World] [|Tomorrow|Before The Year Is Over|Next Year|[@Weekday]|\z]

Table: Weekday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
The Weekend

Table: Psychic
Jeanne Dixon
Miss Cleo
Our Staff Psychic
Uri Geller
Edgar Cayce
Gypsy Fortune Teller
The Bible
Nostradamus
[@Religious]

Table: PersonEvent
Gives Birth To [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
[|Is|Was] The Child Of [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Is|Was] The Parent Of [|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Devours [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
[|Is|Was] Pregnant With [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
[|Is|Was] Devoured By [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Impregnates|Is Impregnated By] [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
[|Secretly |\z]Marries [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
Is [|Secretly |\z]Lover of [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]]
[|Secretly |\z]In Love with [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]]
[|Murders|Slays|Kills|Destroys|Hunts|Attacks|Fights] [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Befriends|Helps|Saves|Rescues] [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is [|Murdered|Slain|Killed|Hunted|Attacked|Fought] By [|[@Occult]|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is [|Befriended|Helped|Saved|Rescued] By [|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is [|Really |Actually |Revealed To Be |\z][|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
Talks With [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Sleeps With|Ravishes|Is Ravished By|Rapes|Is Raped By|Seduces|Is Seduced By] [|[@Animal]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Knows [|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Finds [|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Finds|Discovers|Hides|Owns|Controls|Knows Of|Creates|Purchases|Uses] [|Powerful|Mysterious|Secret|Top-Secret|Terrifying|\z] [@Occult] [|Relic|Artifact]
Is [|Controlled|Dominated|Enslaved|Owned|Manipulated|Influenced] By [|[@Occult]|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Works For [|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Employs|Controls] [|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is In The Service Of [|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is Wanted By [|[@Orgs]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[|Is|Was] [|Possessed By|Taken Over By|Under The Influence Of] [|Demon|The Devil|Lucifer|Beezlebub|The Prince Of Darkness|Satan]
[|Is|Was] [|An Agent|An Assassin|A Spy|A Killer|A Recruiter|A Soldier] [|For|Of|In The Service Of|In The Name Of] [|[@Orgs]]
[|Secretly |\z][|Controls|Runs] [|[@Orgs]]
[|Is|Was] [|Hunted|Chased|Killed|Sought|Owned|Controlled|Influenced] By [|Agents Of|\z] [|[@Orgs]]
Has Been [|Kidnapped|Videotaped|Photographed|Captured|Enslaved|Bought] By [|Agents Of|\z] [|[@Orgs]]
[|Found Dead|Disappears|Vanishes|Turns Traitor]
[|Actually Died Years Ago|Does Not Exist|Is A Hologram|Never Existed|Is A Computer Simulation]
Actually Died Years Ago, But It Was Covered Up By [@Orgs]
Is An [|Invention Of|Elaborate Fiction Maintained By] [@Orgs]
Is Actually [|Over|Almost|\z] [|{3d100+80}|{1d1000+100}|{100d100}] Years Old!
Replaced By [|Evil|\z] [|Twin|Look-Alike|Clone|Duplicate]
Is Actually [@PoliticalPerson]
[|Abducted By|Captured By|Kidnapped By|Probed By|Anally Probed By|Experimented Upon By|Studied By|Feared By] [|Aliens|[@Orgs]]
Can [|Levitate|Fly|Read Minds|Foresee The Future|See Auras|Project Astrally]
Is [|Invulnerable|Immortal|A Super-Genius|A Robot|A Cyborg|An Alien]
[|Leaves Spouse For|Is Fooling Around With|Caught With|Caught Cheating With|Secretly Marries|Is Dating|Has Been Seen With] [|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@PoliticalPerson]]
[|Eats|Eats Only|Dines On|Enjoys Eating|Lives On] [@Animal]
Was [|Sex|Love|Mind|Human|Personal|Body|\z] [|Slave|Servant|Toy] Of [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]]
[|Secretly|\z] [|Practices|Researches|Knows|Understands|Uses|Controls|Promotes|Advocates] [@Occult] [|Rites|Rituals|Techniques|Powers|Methods|Skills|Secrets|\z]
[|Finds|Discovers|Uncovers|Unearths|Reveals] [|Atlantis|The Lost Tribes Of Israel|The Holy Grail|The Ark Of The Covenant|The Spear Of Destiny|Descendants Of Atlantis] [|In [@Place]|\z]
[|Secretly|\z] [|Elected Head Of|Rises To Power In|Takes Over|Grabs Control Of] [|[@Orgs]|[@Place]] [|In|Through|Via] [|Bloody|Violent|Cunning|Clever|Politically Brilliant] [|Ploy|Coup|Revolution|Infighting|Move|Political Maneuver]
[|In Love|In Passionate Affair|In Romantic Fling|In Sexual Tryst] With [|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Celebrity]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]]
[|Tormented|Harassed|Persecuted|Targeted|Singled Out|Stalked|Terrified] By [|Evil|\z] [|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
Is [|Secretly|Actually|Really] [|[@Freak]|Gay]
[|Is Sacrificed|Is Killed|Leads|Sacrifices Self|Loses Life|Sacrifices [@Person]|Sacrifices [@Celebrity]|Sacrifices [@Animal]] In [|Bizarre|Terrifying|Secret|\z|\z|\z] [@Occult] [|Ritual|Rite|Ceremony|Mass]

Table: ReligiousEvent
Image Of [@Religious] Appears On [|Holy|Amazing|Magical|Wondrous|Blessed|\z] [@Object]
[|Crowds|Hundreds|Thousands|Millions] Gather To [|Weep Before|Pray Before|Seek Blessing From|Get Healed By] [|Holy|\z] [@Object] With [|Image|Impression] Of [@Religious]
Vision Of [@Religious] Appears [|To [@Celebrity]| To [@Freak]|To [@Person]|In Sky|In Dreams|On TV|In Clouds|To Frightened Crowd] Warning Of [@Disaster]
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Animal]] [|Speaks With|Meets With|Greets] [|[@Religious]|[@Freak]|[@Monster]|[@Monsters]]
[@Religious] [|Seen By|Appears To|Appears Before|Speaks To] [|Frightened|Awestruck|Cowering|Enraptured|Worshipful|Quaking|Fearful|Tearful|Sick|\z] [|Crowd|Audience|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Freak]][| In [@Place]|\z]
[|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Object]] Is Possessed By [|Demon|Lucifer|Beezlebub|The Prince Of Darkness|Satan|The Devil]
Exorcism Performed Upon [|[@Celebrity]|[@PoliticalPerson]|[@Freak]|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]]
[@Religious] [|Saves|Rescues|Helps] [|[@Unfortunate]|[@Person]|[@Freak]|[@Animal]]
[@Religious] [|Returns|Comes Back|Returns To Earth] With Message [|Of Hope|Of Love|Of Doom|Of The Coming Of Armageddon|Of The Coming Of The Rapture|Of [@Disaster]|Of Imminent [@Disaster]]

Table: Unfortunate
Cripple
Shut-In
Quadriplegic
Paraplegic
Leper
Deaf-Mute
Cancer Victim
Pregnant Woman
Disabled [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Crippled [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Wheelchair-Bound [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Bedridden [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Sick [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Ill [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Dying [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Starving [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
[|Poor|Poverty-Ridden] [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Cancerous [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Diabetic [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Epileptic [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Quadriplegic [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Paraplegic [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Handicapped [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
[|Mentally Handicapped|Brain Damaged|Retarded|Special] [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Legless [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Armless [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Limbless [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Mute [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Deaf [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Blind [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]
Paralyzed [|[@Person]|[@Freak]]

Table: Disaster
Earthquake
Tsunami
Armageddon
Tragedy
Holocaust
Nuclear [|War|Holocaust|Explosion|Blast|Bomb]
[|Deadly|Unstoppable|Highly Contagious|Incurable] [|Plague|Germ|Virus|Disease|Flu|Supergerm|Supervirus|Influenza|Ebola|Flesh-Eating Virus|[@Animal]-Flu|Epidemic]
Explosion
[|Comet|Asteroid|Meteor|Lightning] Strike
Heavenly Wrath
Pestilence
Famine
[|Hurricane|Tornado]
War
Alien Attack
[|Strike|Attack|Rampage|Destruction|Devastation] [|Of|By] [@Monsters]
[|Bloody|Final |\z|\z|\z][|War|Battle|Fight] [|With|Against|To Fend Off] [@Monsters]

Table: Object
Potato [|Chip|\z]
[|Old|Moldy|\z] Slice Of [|Bread|Toast]
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Side Of [|Moving Van|Volkswagen|Ford Explorer]
[|Old|\z] [@Vehicle]
[|Old|\z] Table
Grain Silo
Rusty [|Refrigerator|Car|Wall|Trash Can]
Mildewed [|Wall|Refrigerator|Sheet]
Toaster
Fireplace
[|Old|\z] Beer Can
Cheetoh
Tree
Can Of Spam
House
Paint-Splattered Wall
Tree Bark
Photo From The Hubble Telescope
Smoke Above Burning Building

Table: Religious
4:[|Jesus|Christ|Jesus Christ|The Son Of God]
[|The Madonna|The Virgin Mary]
Saint Joseph
Saint Peter
The Apostle Paul
The Pope
Cthulhu
Angel
[|Gathering|Chorus|Host] Of Angels
The Archangel Gabriel
Moses
Mohammed
Buddha
God
[|Lucifer|Beezlebub|The Prince Of Darkness|Satan|The Devil]

Table: Person
Infant
Baby Girl
Baby Boy
Child
Boy
Girl
Teenager
Teenage Boy
Teenage Girl
Man
Woman
Elderly Man
Elderly Woman

Table: Freak
[@Animal]-[|Boy|Girl|Child]
[|World's|Record-Holding|\z] [|Largest|Smallest|Fattest|Skinniest|Ugliest|Strongest|Tallest|Shortest] [|Child|Person|Boy|Girl|Man|Woman]
[|Oldest|Largest|Smallest|Fattest|Skinniest|Ugliest|Strongest|Tallest|Shortest] [|Child|Person|Boy|Girl|Man|Woman] [|In The World|In History|Alive|Known|\z|\z|\z]
[|Hunchback|Elephant Man|Pair Of Siamese Twins|Bearded Lady|Human Pogo-Stick|Human Cyclops|Two-Headed Man]

Table: Orgs
[|Secret|Mysterious|Covert|Unknown|Unidentified] [|International|Global|Government|\z|\z|\z|\z|\z|\z] [|Agency|Organization|Conspiracy|Operation|Alliance]
The CIA
The Vatican
The KGB
The FBI
The Mafia
[|The Sicilian Syndicate|The Cosa Nostra|The Mob]
[@Occult] [|Cult|Gang]
[|Mysterious|Secret|Fanatical|Bloodthirsty|\z] [|Cult|Gang]
The Secret Service
[|The Internet|SkyNet|Intelligent Computer Network|Self-Aware Global Computer Network]
The British Secret Service
The NSA
[|Mysterious|Anonymous|Secretive|Uknown\z|\z|\z|\z|\z|z] [|Group|Organization|Agency|Team|Pair|Squad|Alliance|Conspiracy] Of [|Men In Black|Black-Suited Men|MIBs|Men With Black Suits|Men Dressed In Black]
[|The Aliens|The Saucer People|UFOs]
[|The Illuminati|The Rosicrucians|The Knights Templar]
[|Cannibal|Pygmy|Savage] Tribe
A Mysterious Cult
The International Crime Syndicate
The Terrorist Network
[|Satanist|Satanic|Devil-Worshiping] Conspiracy
Al-Qaeda
[|Underground|Hidden|Secret|Global|\z] Terrorist Network
[|Secret|Mysterious|Dark|Silent|All-Powerful|Omnipotent|Powerful|\z] [|Global|World|International|\z] [|Conspiracy|Cabal|Cult|Syndicate|Organization]
The IRA
[|Atlantis|The Lords Of Atlantis|The Descendants Of Atlantis]
The Russian Mafia
The Yakuza
The Tong
Interpol
The [|International|South American|Italian|Columbian|Bolivian|European|Asian|Russian|Mexican] [|White Slavery|Money|Drug|\z] Cartel
The Communist Party
[|The Neo-NAZI Movement|The NAZI Party]
You-Know-Who

Table: Animal
5:Cat
5:Dog
Pet
[|Animal|Critter]
[|Labrador Retriever|Sheepdog|Chihuahua|Terrier|Hound Dog|Mutt]
[|Black|Persian|Siamese|Calico|Tabby|Alley] Cat
Bat
Lizard
Lobster
[|Rat|Mouse]
Snake
Koala
Weasel
Panda
Rhino
Cockroach
Zebra
Bear
Sheep
Gnu
Penguin
Giraffe
Elephant
[|Monkey|Ape|Gorilla|Chimp]
Ferret
[|Donkey|Mule|Horse]
[|Lion|Tiger]
Wolf
[|Cow|Bull]
Cat
Dog
Rabbit
[|Squirrel|Chipmunk]
[|Chicken|Rooster]
Pig
Bird
Fish
[|Llama|Alpaca]
Plant
[|Gator|Alligator|Crocodile]

Table: Monster
[|Sea|Flying|Subterranean|Space|\z|\z\z|\z] [|Monster|Creature]
[|The Loch Ness Monster|Nessie]
Bigfoot
Abominable Snow[|wo|\z]man
Yeti
Alien
Vampire
[|Ghoul|Undead Ghoul]
Nosferatu
[|Ghost|Poltergeist|Evil Spirit]
Chthulhu
Ghost Of [|[@DeadPerson]|[@HistoryPerson]]
Zombie
Giant [|Squid|Octopus]
Werewolf
Dracula
[|Robot|Android]
Mutant
Demon
Dinosaur
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [|Man|Woman] From [|Space|Another Planet|Another Galaxy|Another Dimension|The Stars|Outer-Space|Hell|Atlantis|The Past|The Future]
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [@Animal] From [|Space|Another Planet|Another Galaxy|Another Dimension|The Stars|Outer-Space|Hell|Atlantis|The Past|The Future]
3:[|Intelligent|Giant|Man-Eating|Giant Man-Eating] [@Animal]

Table: Monsters
[|Sea|Flying|Subterranean|Space|\z|\z|\z\z] [|Monsters|Creatures]
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [|Men|Visitors|Invaders|Soldiers|Amazons] From [|Space|Another Planet|Another Galaxy|Another Dimension|The Stars|Outer-Space|Hell|Atlantis|The Past|The Future]
Aliens
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [|Space|Interplanetary|Intergalactic|Extra-Dimensional|Interstellar|Outer-Space|Time-Traveling|Green] [|Aliens|Extraterrestrials|ET's]
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [|Space Men|Little Green Men|Men From Outer-Space|Men From Another World]
Pygmies
[|Cannibals|Cannibal Hordes]
Undead
Yetis
Amazons
[@Animal]-[|Men|Women|Creatures]
[|Zombies|Zombie Hordes]
[|Dark|Evil|Ancient|Elder|Native] [|Gods|Demons|Spirits]
[|Robots|Androids]
[|Ghosts|Poltergeists|Evil Spirits]
Vampires
[|Martians|Venusians]
Mutants
Mole-People
[|Ghouls|Undead Ghouls]
Dinosaurs
Werewolves
[|Super-Intelligent|\z] [|Bats|Lizards|Lobsters|Rats|Mice|Snakes|Cockroaches|Zebras|Giraffes|Elephants|Ferrets|Cattle|Cats|Dogs|Rabbits|Squirrels|Chickens|Pigs|Birds|Fish|Gators|Worms|Spiders|Plants|Monkeys|Apes|Rhinos|Lions|Tigers|Wolves|Pandas|Koalas|Weasels|Bears] From [|Space|Another Planet|Another Galaxy|Another Dimension|The Stars|Outer-Space|Hell|Atlantis|The Past|The Future]
3:[|Giant|Man-Eating|Giant Man-Eating] [|Bats|Lizards|Lobsters|Rats|Mice|Snakes|Cockroaches|Zebras|Giraffes|Elephants|Ferrets|Cattle|Cats|Dogs|Rabbits|Squirrels|Chickens|Pigs|Birds|Fish|Bears|Gators|Worms|Spiders|Plants|Monkeys|Apes|Rhinos|Lions|Tigers|Wolves|Pandas|Koalas|Weasels|Sheep|Gnus|Penguins]

Table: Occult
Voodoo
Necromancy
[|Dark|Evil|Black|White|Satanic|Demonic|Devilish|Ancient|Mysterious|Deadly] [|Witchcraft|Wizardry|Magic]
[|Satanism|Devil Worship|Black Mass]
[|Hypnosis|Mind Control|Mental Domination|Brainwashing]

Table: TabText
It will come as no surprise to readers of this publication that....
The word on the street is ....
Inside sources revealed today that....
It has long been rumoured that ....
In what [|some are calling|is already being called] the news story of the [|year|decade|century|millenium] ....
Speaking from the trailer court where the incident was witnessed....
In the [|early|late] [|morning|afternoon|evening] last [@Weekday] ....
[|Scientists|Experts|Religious leaders|Government spokespersons] [|announced|admitted|confessed|released|revealed|reported] ....
[|Scientists|Experts|Religious leaders] are baffled by ....
[@TabTextQuotes] [|muttered|said|exclaimed|explained|commented|whispered|revealed|observed|reported] ....
[|Explaining|Saying|Crying|Whispering|Muttering|Commenting|Observing|Revealing|] [@TabTextQuotes] a ....
[@TabTextQuotes] said a [|woman|man|bystander|witness|expert|policeman] on the scene....
Reports have been coming in concerning ....
As [|witnessed|reported|described|recalled] last [@Weekday] ....
There can no longer be any doubt that ....
Reports continue to come in concerning ....
Everyone in [@Place] is talking about what happened ....
It's not often one gets to see ....
Reliable sources report that ....
Once again ....
How long will it be before something is done about ....
[|Weeping|Laughing] at the memory ....
It's not the first time, and it won't be the last ....
Last seen in [@Place] ....
To crowds in the streets of [@Place] ....
In a completely unexpected event ....

Table: TabTextQuotes
"I seen the whole thing,"
"I never would have believed it,"
"Now that's certainly what I call 'plucky',"
"I barely got out alive,"
"No comment,"
"Soon the whole world will know,"
"I've been trying to tell people for years,"
"Just thank your lucky stars you weren't there,"
"I've never seen anything like it in all my years on the force,"
"It's not surprising, really."
"No one believed me, but it's true,"
"I should have seen it coming. We all should have seen it coming,"
"It had to happen eventually,"
"I can't believe this would happen in my hometown,"
"I was right here when it happened,"
"I'll never forget it as long as I live,"
"May the Good Lord strike me dead right here if I'm lying,"
"It was just about this time [|of day|last week|last month|last year],"

Table: Place
[@City]
[@State]
[@Country]

Table: City
Atlantis
Shanghai
Hollywood
Las Vegas
Chicago
Bombay  
Buenos Aires 
Moscow 
Karachi 
Delhi 
Manila
[|Washington D.C.|DC|Our Nation's Capital] 
São Paulo 
Seoul 
Istanbul 
Jakarta 
Mexico City 
Lagos 
Lima 
Tokyo 
New York
Cairo 
London
Teheran 
Beijing
Paris
Reykjavic
Rome
[|Los Angeles|L.A.|La-La Land]
Berlin
Louisville
Poughkeepsie
Amsterdam
Johannesburg
Bangkok
Bagdad
Jerusalem
Lisbon

Table: State
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky 
Louisiana 
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma 
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Table: Country
Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan  
Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Darussalam
Bulgaria
Burkina
Faso
Burma
Burundi  
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Colombia
Comoros
Congo
The Congo
Costa Rica
Côte d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic  
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic  
East Timor
Ecuador
Egypt
El Salvador
England
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Estonia
Ethiopia  
Fiji
Finland France 
Gabon
Gambia
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Great Britain
Greece
Grenada
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana 
Haiti
Honduras
Hungary 
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy  
Jamaica
Japan
Jordan 
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kiribati
North Korea
South Korea
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan 
Laos
Latvia
Lebanon
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg 
Macedonia
Madagascar
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Mali
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Mauritius
Mexico
Micronesia
Moldova
Monaco
Mongolia
Morocco
Mozambique
Myanmar 
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
The Netherlands
New Zealand
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Northern Ireland
Norway  
Oman   
Pakistan
Palau
Palestine
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
The Philippines
Poland
Portugal  
Romania
Russia Rwanda 
St. Kitts and Nevis
St. Lucia
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Samoa
San Marino
São Tomé and Príncipe
Saudi Arabia
Scotland
Senegal
Serbia and Montenegro
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore
Slovakia
Slovenia
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Africa
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Suriname
Swaziland
Sweden
Switzerland
Syria 
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Thailand
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad And Tobago
Tunisia
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Tuvalu 
Uganda
Ukraine
United Arab Emirates
United Kingdom
United States
Uruguay
Uzbekistan  
Vanuatu
Vatican City
Venezuela
Vietnam 
Wales
Western Sahara
Yemen
Yugoslavia  
Zaire
Zambia
Zimbabwe  

Table: Celebrity
[|Famous|Popular] [|Film|Movie|Screen|TV|Music|Pop|Radio|Rock|Country Music] [|Star|Superstar|Icon|Legend|Idol]
Adrienne Barbeau
Harry Dean Stanton
Kurt Russell
Goldie Hawn
Viggo Mortensen
Orlando Bloom
Cate Blanchett
Halle Berry
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Donald Wildmon
Drew Barrymore
Michael Jackson
Mariah Carey
Pamela Anderson
Elizabeth Taylor
Ted Danson
Regis Philbin
Katie Couric
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Dionne Warwick
Jessica Simpson
O.J. Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
Madonna
Cher
Paris Hilton
Brooke Shields
Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman
Bella Abzug
Paula Abdul
Brook Adams
Bryan Adams
Ben Affleck
Alan Alda 
Buzz Aldrin
Jane Alexander
Debbie Allen
Rush Limbaugh
Muhammad Ali 
Gillian Anderson 
Loni Anderson
Jennifer Aniston
Kofi Annan
Lucy Arnaz
Ed Asner
Armand Assante
Lauren Bacall
Oksana Baiul 
Alec Baldwin
Bob Barker 
Clive Barker
Dave Barry
Kathy Bates 
Bonnie Bedelia
Dirk Benedict 
Mayim Bialik
Tony Blair
Erma Bombeck
Pat Boone
David Bowie
Kenneth Branagh
Eileen Brennan
Jeff Bridges
Sidney Poitier
Don Cheadle
Tom Brokaw
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Dave Brubeck
Jimmy Buffett
Carol Burnett
Ellen Burstyn
LeVar Burton 
Barbara Bush
George W. Bush
Laura Bush  
Brett Butler
Butros Butros-Ghali
Dyan Cannon
Jimmy Carter
James Carville 
Chevy Chase 
Deepak Chopra
Julie Christie
Connie Chung
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Tim Conway 
David Copperfield
Tony Curtis       
Tyne Daly
Matt Damon
Ted Danson
Gray Davis 
Doris Day
Dana Delany
Dom DeLuise 
Phyllis Diller
Mike Ditka
Bob Dole 
Elizabeth Dole
Sam Donaldson
Hugh Downs
Richard Dreyfuss 
Olympia Dukakis
Richard Dysart     
Barbara Eden
Michael Eisner
Elvira
Sting
Gloria Estefan
Chris Evert
Sally Field
Carrie Fisher
Gerald R. Ford
Jeff Foxworthy 
Morgan Freeman
Annette Funicello 
Andy Garcia
Art Garfunkel
Teri Garr
Bill Gates 
David Geffen
Richard Gere
Mel Gibson
Whoopi Goldberg 
Jeff Goldblum
Al Gore 
Billy Graham
Kelsey Grammer
Joel Grey
Bryant Gumbel 
Alexander Haig
Arsenio Hall
Daryl Hannah
Tom Hanks
Hugh Hefner
Anthony Hopkins
Helen Hunt
Angelica Huston
Lee Iacocca
Billy Joel
Angelina Jolie
Garrison Keillor
Ted Kennedy
John Kerry
Billie Jean King
Larry King
Stephen King 
Cheryl Ladd
Diane Ladd
Angela Lansbury
Norman Lear 
Christopher Lee
Annie Lennox
Elmore Leonard 
Jerry Lewis
[|Jennifer Lopez|J-Lo]
Loretta Lynn  
Nelson Mandela
Johnny Mathis
John McCain 
Rue McClanahan
Reba McEntire
Sarah McLachlan 
Don Mclean
Laurie Metcalf 
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