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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

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Ingredients
  • 1/2 gallon hen flakes
  • 13 ounces chopped Thriĉilnil axinite
  • 1 pound dried tormentil
  • 22 ounces aquamarine oil
  • 1/10 pint crushed mesolite
  • 1/5 tablespoon partially hydrogenated unicorn
  • 1/5 gallon beryl poison
  • 1/10 ounce Ebeti pig
  • 1/10 fluid ounce diced chrysolite
  • 1/6 ounce chopped palladium
  • 1/10 cup Clazadinias leprechaun syrup
  • 1/7 fluid ounce Ocagritias nobelium poison
  • 1 pound radon
  • 1/4 cup Greho nephrite seasoning
  • 1/7 pound chopped En'hicky'non moss rose
  • 1 cup molybdenum
  • 1 pint crushed Tunclipost pectolite
  • 17 teaspoons Czifpyetab toad extract
  • 1 quart dolomite extract
  • 1/3 quart partially hydrogenated goat
  • 1/8 gallon crushed Peetre damask
  • 1/6 pound frozen americium
  • 19 gallons Stud jacinth dressing
  • 1 ounce shredded bunyip
  • 1 teaspoon powdered sunstone
  • 1/2 teaspoon Phoyun goldenrod oil


  • Directions
    Put water in a small double boiler and boil. Roast all the animal ingredients in a seperate pot, add 5 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add wine to taste. Pour mixture into a seperate Dutch oven. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by cooking for 60 minutes. Servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1 pint Etmpomo chrome paste


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Thaorrillir, Alilni's scroll showed that 1 in 39 people experienced the following symptoms: double vision. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, arteriosclerosis, cerebrospinal fever, contact dermatitis, emphysema, epilepsy, heart attack, high blood pressure, meningitis, pernicious anemia, pertussis, smallpox, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Málarasnen, Teloweth's grimoire indicated that sorcerer's are at 50% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have concluded that Dwarf, Elf, Drow, Human, and Doppleganger's are at 42% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Merlenanas, Tirlenion's scroll concluded that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 60% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Medo, Yodrehe's guide indicated that farmer, cleric and sorcerer's have up to 42% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have shown that Gnome, and Halfling's have up to 41% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Aloblyzar's treatises indicated that soldier, monk, paladin and merchant's are at 45% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal test concluded that chaotic neutral, chaotic good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 42% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Chafelar, Mave, Hizon's scroll concluded that true neutral, neutral good and chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 5% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Icresia, Bichik's treatises showed that there is a 15% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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