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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 pound Safran painted tongue dressing
  • 1/3 fluid ounce Thiinion nymph dressing
  • 1/7 ounce Drecius wrought iron paste
  • 1/9 quart rabbit extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon Quilebatsi succubus extract
  • 8 quarts fresh Tuggamath kunzite


  • Directions
    Put ale in a small double boiler and heat but do not boil. Blend all the alloy ingredients in a seperate double boiler, add 5 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add salt to taste. Pour liquids into a seperate pot. Let mixture cook 52 minutes. Sprinkle with vampire seasoning and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 8 pints dried Quawbyobtuus sphene


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Raus'siw's observations indicated that 1 in 50 people experienced 3 or more of the following symptoms: anemia, asthma, atrophy, autism, bedwetting, coughing, hot flashes, menorrhagia, priapism, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, cancer, cerebrospinal fever, contact dermatitis, dengue, gonorrhea, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, hyperactive thyroid, low blood pressure, pertussis, pinkeye, shingles, stroke, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Ănaranni's guide showed that neutral good and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 26% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Tuamtam, Peretnsosto's guide showed that there is a 33% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Nornak, Thrak÷n's treatises concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 20 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Proinne, Suquae's study showed that there is a 51% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 458 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded that there is a 47% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 9.

    Egesta's experiment showed that each time the victim takes 9 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Graextam's guide showed that there is a 23% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects.

    Woth, Mypias, Blobunius's manuals concluded that 84% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, choking, delierium, dementia, dizziness, freckles, incontinence, itching, kidney failure, mummy rot, paranoia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, croup, gonorrhea, herpes, lockjaw, malaria, melanoma, pertussis, pneumonia. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Sikrilin, Dukh÷n, Dhumnus's observations showed that sorcerer, barbarian, farmer and wizard's are at 7% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ylozakias, Oblucimia's encyclopedia showed that Human's are at 10% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ique's study indicated that lawful evil aligned characters are at 92% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    NogrŰn, Durilin's journals concluded that lawful good aligned characters have up to 8% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Jikien's experiment concluded that ranger, soldier and fighter's have a 95% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ponecto's guide concluded that Goblin's have up to 58% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Aenidrilras, Elilrnar's handbooks indicated that chaotic good, lawful evil, lawful good and neutral evil aligned characters are at 51% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal reports showed that Doppleganger, Human, and Elf's are at 4% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Sovius's treatises showed that Firedrake, Kraken, and Spirit's have a 45% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Grugrug's tome concluded that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    ┴erasnili's scroll showed that 82% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 3 of the following symptoms: albinism, bad breath, cysts, hallucinations, hot flashes, inability to cast any spells, rosacea, sneezing, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, arteriosclerosis, beriberi, blastomycosis, chlamydia, Crohn's disease, dengue, diabetes, diptheria, epilepsy, louse, low blood pressure, pernicious anemia, pertussis, polio, thrush, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Ciuilipugi, Tenoquid, Comili's handbook concluded that monk's are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal report indicated that each time the victim takes 14 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Keshujius, Myabyic, Hyob's scrolls showed that 1 in 135 people experienced the following symptoms: albinism, hallucinations. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, high blood pressure, laryngitis, peritonitis, pertussis, pneumonia. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Quodemeam, Potetis's guide showed that rogue's are at 42% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Azechio, Creshro's test indicated that each time the victim takes 25 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Personal cookbook showed that there is a 36% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, artificial insemination, asthma, atrophy, choking, demon fever, double vision, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, temperature 10░F warmer than normal, upset stomach, vertigo, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, heart attack, louse, mumps, muscular dystrophy, shingles, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Pee, Nonmorma's tests concluded that rogue's are at 48% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Tidreshonar's test concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, alignment changes, apnea, artificial insemination, bedwetting, coughing, cramps, dementia, filth fever, incontinence, paranoia, skin color changes, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, amebiasis, amebic dysentry, cellulitis, chickenpox, coronary heart disease, croup, dystrophy, epilepsy, gonorrhea, heart attack, infantile paralysis, laryngitis, leukemia, rabies, snail fever, stroke, tapeworm, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Personal grimoires concluded that chaotic neutral, chaotic evil, true neutral and aligned characters have a 11% immunity to the effects of this recipe.




    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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