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Ingredients

13 pounds Checonar cow syrup

1 pound partially hydrogenated Phafonizia lead

22 tablespoons permalloy poison

1/3 pound sardonyx juice

1 teaspoon gold juice

11 ounces dried werewolf

1/4 pound stewed Thiilras onion salt

12 gallons shredded Requodfue steel

1/10 pound fresh Moggamok chrysoberyl

16 quarts shredded opal

1/9 gallon Orephibref satyr extract

1/7 fluid ounce pig seasoning

1 ounce sliced Nuniuta cobalt

1 fluid ounce Thableb bull

1/10 pound shredded chalcedony

Directions
Put cream in a large cooking pot and boil. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the cooking pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 1 at a time, stirring occasionally. Add salt to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate roasting pan. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by boiling for 52 minutes. Servelukewarm.

Garnish with

1/6 pound dried Tapentis red jasper

1/3 cup sliced Therilinbrril aventurine

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Personal manuals concluded that 1 in 18 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, anal leakage, anemia, aneurysm, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, cataplexy, coughing, hot flashes, itching, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, cancer, cerebrospinal fever, conjunctivitis, Crohn's disease, epilepsy, kala-azar, lung cancer, lupus, Lyme disease, malaria, mastitis, meningitis, mumps, scurvy, snail fever, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

Gwettli, Kwikraketla, Girtli's handbook indicated that druid's have a 10% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Proid, Cucamigi, Quiaabue's treatises showed that lawful neutral, neutral good and true neutral aligned characters are at 95% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Quodlticcu, Tinouitxo's essays indicated that Bunyip's are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Detotnili's guides showed that rogue's are at 24% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Fovro, Grafrili, Thubrög's scrolls showed that Halfling, Elf, Human, Gnome, and Drow's have up to 63% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Malindaennar's records concluded that Earth Elemental, and Demon's have a 52% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Ueeum, Mode, Cumcosi's tomes indicated that neutral evil aligned characters have up to 77% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Laboratory tests have concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 47% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Utmiin's experiments showed that Dwarf's have up to 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Personal records indicated that chaotic evil, neutral evil, chaotic neutral and lawful good aligned characters have up to 75% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Lolle's studies concluded that barbarian, farmer, soldier and bard's are at 64% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Sumufiel's journal indicated that Succubus's have a 25% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Personal manuals concluded that Goblin, Dwarf, Orc, Doppleganger, and Kobold's are at 20% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

Eonermogi's tomes indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Nelalis's handbook showed that there is a 87% chance this recipe may cause albinism, cysts, dementia, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cancer, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, coronary heart disease, diverticulosis, endocarditis, Hodgkin's disease, laryngitis, louse, lung cancer, lupus, lymphoma, mastitis, pinkeye, tapeworm, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

Enimia, Iyakroyovias's manual showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently stunned.

Ablablen, Flobigreque's study indicated that 1 in 227 people experienced the following symptoms: asthma, cackle fever, coughing, freckles. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, cancer, cellulitis, chickenpox, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, croup, dengue, heart attack, high blood pressure, Lyme disease, malaria, measles, muscular dystrophy, shingles, snail fever, tapeworm, thrush, toxicosis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

Semirtu, Ditampruiuue, Curbao's experiment concluded that Giant's are at 94% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Trylinbrilbrlir's cookbook showed that there is a 97% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 321 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Wn'siet'uywe, Onxc's journals concluded that there is a 3% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

Aflafru, Oblassa's reports indicated that there is a 42% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 25% of the side-effects.

Morlenidrion, Trilanasriel, Talædril's journals showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 13 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

Personal manual indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Tynanien, Hifias, Yugrivutigiel's essay showed that there is a 68% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

Drahus, Ishregrokiel, Efeyart's handbook indicated that 31% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, anemia, apnea, atopy, bad breath, dementia, eunuchoidism, height growth of at least 1/9 inch, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, paranoia, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, black lung, bubonic plague, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, Crohn's disease, gonorrhea, hyperactive thyroid, kala-azar, leprosy, malaria, mumps, pinkeye, pneumonia, scurvy, thrush, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Tuggak, Thraggodok's essays indicated that Ogre's are at 79% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Personal experiment indicated that each time the victim takes 16 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/5 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Abistram, Pucie's codexes concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: alopecia, anemia, artificial insemination, bad breath, bedwetting, choking, cysts, delierium, dry mouth, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, incontinence, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, glaucoma, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, Lyme disease, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Tuamrtaquette, Lomidi's guide concluded that Ogre's are at 66% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Qevushrimien, Broshu, Anuvro's tome showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Laboratory experiments have concluded that 67% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: alopecia, angina, autism, blinding sickness, cataplexy, double vision, filth fever, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hot flashes, kidney failure, sneezing, temperature 3°F warmer than normal, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, coronary heart disease. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

Laboratory observations have indicated that Ogre's are at 76% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Ponenouit, Carce's treatises showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/10 of all damage incurred is permanent.


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Download AlchemistCookbook.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. To contact Advanced Photo Solutions with suggestions or feedback send an email to: advancedphotosolutions AT gmail.com Ingredients 13 pounds Checonar cow syrup 1 pound partially hydrogenated Phafonizia lead 22 tablespoons permalloy poison 1/3 pound sardonyx juice 1 teaspoon gold juice 11 ounces dried werewolf 1/4 pound stewed Thiilras onion salt 12 gallons shredded Requodfue steel 1/10 pound fresh Moggamok chrysoberyl 16 quarts shredded opal 1/9 gallon Orephibref satyr extract 1/7 fluid ounce pig seasoning 1 ounce sliced Nuniuta cobalt 1 fluid ounce Thableb bull 1/10 pound shredded chalcedony Directions Put cream in a large cooking pot and boil. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the cooking pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 1 at a time, stirring occasionally. Add salt to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate roasting pan. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by boiling for 52 minutes. Servelukewarm. Garnish with 1/6 pound dried Tapentis red jasper 1/3 cup sliced Therilinbrril aventurine Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* Personal manuals concluded that 1 in 18 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, anal leakage, anemia, aneurysm, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, cataplexy, coughing, hot flashes, itching, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, cancer, cerebrospinal fever, conjunctivitis, Crohn's disease, epilepsy, kala-azar, lung cancer, lupus, Lyme disease, malaria, mastitis, meningitis, mumps, scurvy, snail fever, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Gwettli, Kwikraketla, Girtli's handbook indicated that druid's have a 10% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Proid, Cucamigi, Quiaabue's treatises showed that lawful neutral, neutral good and true neutral aligned characters are at 95% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Quodlticcu, Tinouitxo's essays indicated that Bunyip's are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Detotnili's guides showed that rogue's are at 24% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Fovro, Grafrili, Thubrög's scrolls showed that Halfling, Elf, Human, Gnome, and Drow's have up to 63% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Malindaennar's records concluded that Earth Elemental, and Demon's have a 52% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Ueeum, Mode, Cumcosi's tomes indicated that neutral evil aligned characters have up to 77% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Laboratory tests have concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 47% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Utmiin's experiments showed that Dwarf's have up to 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Personal records indicated that chaotic evil, neutral evil, chaotic neutral and lawful good aligned characters have up to 75% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Lolle's studies concluded that barbarian, farmer, soldier and bard's are at 64% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Sumufiel's journal indicated that Succubus's have a 25% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Personal manuals concluded that Goblin, Dwarf, Orc, Doppleganger, and Kobold's are at 20% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe. Eonermogi's tomes indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Nelalis's handbook showed that there is a 87% chance this recipe may cause albinism, cysts, dementia, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cancer, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, coronary heart disease, diverticulosis, endocarditis, Hodgkin's disease, laryngitis, louse, lung cancer, lupus, lymphoma, mastitis, pinkeye, tapeworm, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately. Enimia, Iyakroyovias's manual showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently stunned. Ablablen, Flobigreque's study indicated that 1 in 227 people experienced the following symptoms: asthma, cackle fever, coughing, freckles. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, cancer, cellulitis, chickenpox, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, croup, dengue, heart attack, high blood pressure, Lyme disease, malaria, measles, muscular dystrophy, shingles, snail fever, tapeworm, thrush, toxicosis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately. Semirtu, Ditampruiuue, Curbao's experiment concluded that Giant's are at 94% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Trylinbrilbrlir's cookbook showed that there is a 97% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 321 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Wn'siet'uywe, Onxc's journals concluded that there is a 3% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6. Aflafru, Oblassa's reports indicated that there is a 42% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 25% of the side-effects. Morlenidrion, Trilanasriel, Talædril's journals showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 13 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Personal manual indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Tynanien, Hifias, Yugrivutigiel's essay showed that there is a 68% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Drahus, Ishregrokiel, Efeyart's handbook indicated that 31% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, anemia, apnea, atopy, bad breath, dementia, eunuchoidism, height growth of at least 1/9 inch, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, paranoia, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, black lung, bubonic plague, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, Crohn's disease, gonorrhea, hyperactive thyroid, kala-azar, leprosy, malaria, mumps, pinkeye, pneumonia, scurvy, thrush, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Tuggak, Thraggodok's essays indicated that Ogre's are at 79% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Personal experiment indicated that each time the victim takes 16 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/5 of all damage incurred is permanent. Abistram, Pucie's codexes concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: alopecia, anemia, artificial insemination, bad breath, bedwetting, choking, cysts, delierium, dry mouth, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, incontinence, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, glaucoma, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, Lyme disease, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately. Tuamrtaquette, Lomidi's guide concluded that Ogre's are at 66% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Qevushrimien, Broshu, Anuvro's tome showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Laboratory experiments have concluded that 67% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: alopecia, angina, autism, blinding sickness, cataplexy, double vision, filth fever, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hot flashes, kidney failure, sneezing, temperature 3°F warmer than normal, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, coronary heart disease. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately. Laboratory observations have indicated that Ogre's are at 76% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Ponenouit, Carce's treatises showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/10 of all damage incurred is permanent. * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.	Want to make your own generators?
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