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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

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Ingredients
  • 1/4 pint frozen cobalt
  • 10 gallons pewter syrup
  • 1/8 ounce crushed sterling silver
  • 1 cup essence of Harmin pixie
  • 1/3 fluid ounce nitrogen juice
  • 1 tablespoon MarÚliel eagle juice
  • 1/6 quart tin seasoning
  • 1/9 teaspoon Oshonias horehound juice
  • 16 gallons shredded Esine moonstone
  • 4 fluid ounces essence of Iniuomu trumpet creeper
  • 1/7 teaspoon chrondrodite extract
  • 1 teaspoon powdered chalcedony
  • 21 gallons Phuphotia hobbit poison
  • 1 fluid ounce snake flakes
  • 1 pint crushed salvia
  • 1 pint diced Onigrakajus heliotrope
  • 1/8 pint powdered aventurine
  • 1/4 quart cow dressing
  • 1 ounce chopped R'ived doppleganger
  • 1/7 quart fresh celestite
  • 1/6 fluid ounce invar oil
  • 1 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Tenculi mule
  • 7 pounds damask extract
  • 1/2 pint crane
  • 19 teaspoons stewed zinc
  • 1/7 fluid ounce fresh cadmium
  • 21 pints RinalŠniel neodymium syrup
  • 1/3 pound azurite syrup
  • 7 fluid ounces fresh Etinpo snowdrop


  • Directions
    Put whiskey in a large cooking pot and boil. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the cooking pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add whey to thicken as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate Dutch oven. Let mixture boil 48 minutes. Sprinkle with stewed bloodstone and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1/10 ounce fresh Br°mn÷n christmas cactus
  • 22 gallons Croshrinus alexandrite broth
  • 3 pounds Kylalen electrum flakes
  • 1/4 quart bohrium flakes


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Hepo, Obejedyirar's scroll showed that 24% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: cackle fever, cramps, dizziness, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1/3 inch, hot flashes, incontinence, ingrown toenails, itching, paranoia, sneezing, temperature 10░F cooler than normal, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebiasis, cardiac arrest, cellulitis, diptheria, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, lockjaw, louse, lung cancer, Lyme disease, mumps, neuropathy, rabies. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Namnein, Aniba, Nona's grimoire indicated that true neutral and neutral good aligned characters have up to 19% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Neki's treatises showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    Haecmemi's journal indicated that there is a 83% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 152 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Miecruceam, Codo's reports indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Ietndi, Fuifeci's grimoires showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 8 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.