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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 cup Uhagias kaolinite seasoning
  • 1/5 ounce crushed Sketl protactinum
  • 1 cup partially hydrogenated Brųfrin milfoil
  • 1/7 gallon hydrogen flakes
  • 1/8 pint cesium paste
  • 1/4 fluid ounce diced Kerk nemesia
  • 1/3 tablespoon essence of Tebau catchfly
  • 1 teaspoon Puiad hydra chunks
  • 1/10 gallon essence of Osurirar grape hyacinth
  • 1 cup partially hydrogenated Tursėn barium
  • 10 pints rudbeckia chunks
  • 6 tablespoons diced Moggomli tassel flower
  • 7 ounces zircon broth
  • 1 cup chlorite flakes


  • Directions
    Put brandy in a medium wok and heat to 120°. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the wok and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring frequently. Add cream as needed. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by cooking for 56 minutes. Servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1/5 tablespoon dried crane
  • 1 gallon Cypriabinonec permalloy extract
  • 17 gallons chopped lizardman
  • 1/10 cup partially hydrogenated Nichypar phosphorus


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Gwakriga's experiments concluded that 71% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, anal leakage, autism, chills, coughing, delierium, gender reversal, muscular atrophy, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from diverticulitis, dysentery, epilepsy, measles, peritonitis, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Haecad's studies concluded that barbarian's are at 13% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal encyclopedias indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 66% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Cruso, Ceshucar's treatises indicated that chaotic good, chaotic neutral and chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 60% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Succare, Ustintur's observations indicated that there is a 38% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.