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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/4 quart tungsten chunks
  • 9 pints frozen borax
  • 11 quarts Dove impatiens paste
  • 1 pound cesium flakes
  • 5 pints fresh Ey'ryok'us cow


  • Directions
    Put cream in a large Dutch oven and heat but do not boil. Mix all the alloy ingredients in a seperate pot, add 9 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add cheese as needed. Parbroil mixture for 88 minutes. Sprinkle with Bivepisi garlic poison and serveat room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 1 gallon Groofick ice giant broth
  • 1 tablespoon sliced Dursain pectolite


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Whemekab, Bredar, Oshidryhajiel's scrolls showed that 1 in 234 people experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, cataplexy, choking, coughing, paranoia, vomiting, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, arteriosclerosis, cardiac arrest, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, croup, dystrophy, emphysema, endocarditis, glaucoma, gout, herpes, hyperglycemia, lung cancer, Lyme disease, pinkeye, strep throat, tetanus, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Laboratory observations have shown that chaotic good, true neutral and lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 82% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ejalegrigiel, Inaho, Flefique's cookbooks indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Ashugra's studies concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

    Estastia, Quicobet's experiments showed that there is a 56% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 10.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.