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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/5 quart frozen Thack graphite
  • 1 tablespoon shredded english daisy
  • 1 teaspoon invar
  • 1 pound frog oil
  • 1/3 tablespoon Braku lilac broth
  • 1 cup Etmire protactinum
  • 1/10 fluid ounce Dûrfarn sesame seed chunks
  • 1/5 pound Paiscie chromium oil
  • 1/5 gallon Uifeupa tourmaline
  • 1/6 gallon Lahia pink gold
  • 1 gallon powdered vampire
  • 1/4 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Sineirilrnil acmite
  • 1/7 gallon fresh Izejien pyrophyllite
  • 5 tablespoons crushed Abat thrift
  • 14 ounces frozen zircon
  • 8 pounds Proret amber seasoning
  • 12 fluid ounces Arga carbon steel oil
  • 1 pound Quiddufa deer oil
  • 1/9 gallon sliced germanium
  • 1 gallon moonstone dressing
  • 1 ounce chopped holmium
  • 23 pints Coxicium stainless steel flakes
  • 6 teaspoons Kueq'uksry protactinum seasoning
  • 1/4 cup Ierat actinium seasoning


  • Directions
    Put vinegar in a medium bowl and boil. Combine all the mineral ingredients in a seperate pot, mix till well blended, and place in bowl. Add remaining ingredients to the bowl 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add graphite steel poison to preserve as needed. Let mixture boil 76 minutes. Servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1/5 pint Brarfick borax dressing
  • 23 cups Elelion actinolite chunks
  • 1 cup rat oil


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Apogruque's tomes concluded that 40% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, all checks –2 per serving, alopecia, anal leakage, angina, autism, bad breath, cataplexy, cramps, cysts, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, height shrinkage of at least 6 inches, hemorrhoids, temperature 8°F warmer than normal, upset stomach, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from glaucoma, heart attack, herpes, laryngitis, lung cancer. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Personal guide indicated that Stone Giant, Unicorn, Gorgon, Shadow, Frost Giant, Amphisbaena, and Satyr's are at 96% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ukes's guides indicated that monk's have up to 48% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have shown that Kolbold, Manticore, Minotaur, Hippogryph, Medusa, Gryphon, and Demon's have a 48% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal codexes concluded that Phoenix's are at 74% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Campeni, Sicquasmsi, Sucea's experiments concluded that chaotic evil aligned characters have a 9% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Fatelemiel, Fluhothavius's essay showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 39 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Independant laboratory experiments have indicated that there is a 86% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Qagze, Jiw'atst, Zek'ospan'ig's handbook indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Iquocos, Quieststi, Sogeret's grimoire concluded that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently fatigued.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.