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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 fluid ounce smoky topaz extract
  • 1/7 gallon crushed Eceuine mercury
  • 1 pint Orön technetium paste
  • 21 gallons stewed Nipere rosemary
  • 1 ounce Thralenyn poltergeist paste
  • 7 cups rose quartz
  • 7 pounds fresh Málerorbriel wild ox
  • 9 pounds Syujien clianthus flakes
  • 1/6 pint donkey paste


  • Directions
    Put wine in a medium double boiler and heat to 181°. Mince all the gem ingredients in a seperate bowl, add 9 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in double boiler. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add baking soda as needed. Let mixture stand 45 minutes. Servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/6 quart Vacle zinc dressing
  • 1/5 ounce Copue niobium seasoning


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal experiments concluded that 1 in 39 people experienced up to 9 of the following symptoms: age reversal, alopecia, anemia, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, chills, dementia, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, hallucinations, hemorrhoids, incontinence, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, black lung, cancer, cardiac arrest, cold and fever symptoms, dengue, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, gingivitis, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, leukemia, melanoma, muscular dystrophy, pernicious anemia, thrush, trachoma, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Independant laboratory experiments have shown that Halfling's are at 69% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments have indicated that there is a 62% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 9+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.