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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 17 quarts fresh cockatrice
  • 1 teaspoon althaea extract
  • 16 pounds Imsit hyacinth seasoning
  • 1/3 cup powdered mermaid
  • 1/9 tablespoon Eomea serpentine broth
  • 1/10 fluid ounce shredded Iinrte anemone
  • 1/5 ounce chopped Tiaf wild goat
  • 9 cups powdered Sicro solder
  • 1/3 fluid ounce protactinum paste
  • 1 cup fresh jasper
  • 25 fluid ounces Neiu lizardman paste
  • 1 fluid ounce Nouitrem agate flakes


  • Directions
    Put vinegar in a medium double boiler and boil. Saute all the alloy ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, add 2 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in double boiler. Add all remaining ingredients to the double boiler, stirring slowly. Add eggs to taste. Boil mixture for 62 minutes. Sprinkle with lithium oil and servehot.

    Garnish with
  • 1/2 pound diced Reviel graphite


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Ukew'asku, Seyipwy'a's handbooks concluded that 1 in 215 people experienced up to 9 of the following symptoms: alopecia, aneurysm, atopy, atrophy, blurred vision, dry mouth, inability to cast any spells, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, skin color changes, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from blastomycosis, cold and fever symptoms, dystrophy, lung cancer, meningitis, shingles. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Iprorum's report indicated that Hill Giant's have a 88% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Sirin's tests concluded that Gryphon, and Rat's have a 41% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Krysasnlith, Trylanoriel, Tirrilaenlan's tomes indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have a 49% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Thanicrupus, Tyache's records showed that sorcerer, soldier, bard and rogue's are at 46% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Aeraryn, AenerŠnni's codexes indicated that barbarian's have up to 74% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ebekrufisien, Flajius's encyclopedias concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Pokamar's manual indicated that 1 in 54 people experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, asthma, autism, blinding sickness, cysts, dementia, demon fever, dizziness, hallucinations, height growth of at least 1/2 inch, incontinence, kidney failure, menorrhagia, paranoia, sneezing, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cancer, dysentery, endocarditis, herpes, louse, Lyme disease, mastitis, measles, mumps, polio, thrush, toxicosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Savechojiel's guides showed that Human, Kobold, and Halfling's are at 54% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory experiments have concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Personal tests have shown that 13% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, blinding sickness, coughing, delierium. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, amebiasis, epilepsy, genital herpes, louse, Lyme disease, multiple sclerosis, pertussis, pinkeye, shingles, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    ElilralŠl's experiment concluded that Drow's are at 18% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    TheŠilien's cookbooks showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Laboratory studies have indicated that there is a 43% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Opaziel's report indicated that there is a 63% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 284 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Keqerius, Brigodimias, Cragus's reports concluded that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Urac'qepcr, Zyowy, Ug'oz's essays indicated that there is a 65% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 19% of the side-effects.

    Docreta, Pui, Deidunctos's handbook concluded that there is a 93% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, anemia, blinding sickness, blurred vision, chills, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, mindfire, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, dystrophy, gastric ulcers, high blood pressure, infantile paralysis, laryngitis, louse, measles, pernicious anemia, pertussis, smallpox, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Ewacyo, Kyohi, Phohi's tome showed that Ghost, Snark, Orc, Doppleganger, Bunyip, Vampire, and Krenshar's are at 92% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ereqtguel, Isumkut'uh, Stbyuv'er's records indicated that each time the victim takes 17 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Garlttla, Gwige, Kerlk's journal indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, anemia, aneurysm, atrophy, bad breath, bedwetting, blinding sickness, choking, delierium, demon fever, double vision, dry mouth, freckles, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, inability to cast arcane spells, mummy rot, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cerebrospinal fever, cholera, contact dermatitis, diptheria, endocarditis, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, gout, melanoma, pernicious anemia, stroke, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal reports concluded that paladin's are at 8% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Coeconatam, Toducode's treatises showed that there is a 92% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

    Qefien, Byush, Nipevoue's manuals indicated that 34% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: artificial insemination, bad breath, cackle fever, delierium, kidney failure. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, black lung, cardiac arrest, glaucoma, herpes, high blood pressure, Hodgkin's disease, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, neuropathy, pertussis, shingles, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    ThiŠiladas's reports indicated that neutral evil, lawful neutral, chaotic neutral and chaotic good aligned characters are at 77% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Mepronesi's handbooks indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily confused.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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