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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

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Ingredients
  • 1/6 gallon frozen Netur sage
  • 1 quart Espwyxof aluminum
  • 1 tablespoon platinum flakes
  • 4 gallons essence of biotite
  • 1 cup americium extract
  • 1/3 pint Isicia camelia flakes
  • 3 ounces ox flakes
  • 1/4 quart fresh thallium
  • 1/6 tablespoon horse poison
  • 1 pound brass seasoning
  • 17 quarts fire giant extract
  • 10 tablespoons dried Syevar elinvar
  • 15 cups fresh gold
  • 1 cup melanite broth
  • 21 gallons Ueeti kernite
  • 1/3 cup partially hydrogenated Trilaeninas zinc
  • 1 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Apachy wild goat
  • 7 cups donkey juice
  • 8 gallons Udouk cuckoo flower flakes
  • 1 pint aventurine
  • 1 fluid ounce wild ox seasoning
  • 1 quart Thirdan squirrel paste
  • 1 tablespoon Evph'al unicorn broth


  • Directions
    Put wine in a small stewpot and boil. Add 1/5 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the stewpot, stirring slowly. Add cheese to refresh as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate bowl. Let mixture stand 56 minutes. Sprinkle with chopped Yocrique gallium and servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1 pound MumnŰn stitchwort syrup
  • 1/2 gallon shredded Chafo viper


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Popru, Hoquorce, Quaelemoa's handbook showed that 1 in 170 people experienced 8 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, angina, artificial insemination, asthma, atrophy, bad breath, cramps, dizziness, double vision, dry mouth, fugues, hallucinations, hot flashes, ingrown toenails, muscular atrophy, paranoia, sneezing, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cerebrospinal fever, gastric ulcers, gingivitis, hookworm, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, leprosy, louse, peritonitis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Laboratory studies have indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 99% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hepehar's experiment indicated that 12% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, atrophy, cackle fever, choking, dizziness, ectopic pregnancy, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, inability to cast any spells, incontinence, menorrhagia, mummy rot, paranoia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, arteriosclerosis, arthritis, cellulitis, dengue, diabetes, diverticulosis, dystrophy, kala-azar, lymphoma, polio, tetanus, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Gu'ep'ty, Iytu'w'umesz, Frer's journal indicated that Pegasus, Fire Elemental, Hill Giant, Brown Bear, Demon, Troll, and Air Elemental's are at 99% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Afraue, Phiqi, Efyugre's tomes concluded that lawful neutral and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 94% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gorgak, Bargick's guides indicated that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal experiments have shown that there is a 8% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Personal treatises indicated that there is a 75% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 92 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Doggili, Thidrik, Grogg÷g's encyclopedias showed that there is a 10% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Ty'tyom, Ed'acstpheg's tome indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal codex concluded that there is a 96% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, bedwetting, dementia, ectopic pregnancy, fugues. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, Alzheimer's, amebiasis, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, Crohn's disease, epilepsy, genital herpes, gingivitis, gonorrhea, high blood pressure, leprosy, louse, lymphoma, meningitis, neuropathy, rabies, smallpox, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Hakius, Yekryinias's handbook indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 42% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Pabe's codex concluded that ranger, wizard, cleric and druid's are at 100% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Gragak, G'k's encyclopedias indicated that farmer's are at 34% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Pushraque, Zebaen, Tharyogiwiel's records showed that bard and paladin's have up to 45% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Spemsure, Io's manuals showed that lawful evil, neutral evil and chaotic good aligned characters have a 24% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal codex concluded that rogue's have a 97% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ogamo's experiments concluded that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 66% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Taleirasyn, Ănrililbriad's experiment indicated that Dwarf's have a 73% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scrolls indicated that Phoenix, Phantom, and Nymph's have a 50% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments have shown that 1 in 199 people experienced the following symptoms: albinism, apnea, asthma, atopy, atrophy, bedwetting, chills, choking, delierium, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, hair growth up to 7 inches, hallucinations, hot flashes, ingrown toenails, itching, menorrhagia, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from pernicious anemia, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Ewtuac, Kyry, M'udtiuv's scroll concluded that Halfling, Dwarf, Human, and Ogre's are at 98% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gwat, Kragreit's treatises showed that there is a 87% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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