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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/9 teaspoon alabaster chunks
  • 1 quart Liphu medusa paste
  • 1/7 teaspoon powdered Oxgy'ib pyrolusite
  • 1/9 gallon essence of Credeco copper
  • 1 quart partially hydrogenated Olsi nierembergia
  • 1/9 cup chopped iodine
  • 1 tablespoon Pobape doppleganger
  • 1 teaspoon sliced Ecleth boronite
  • 12 ounces essence of Groofu sterling silver
  • 3 pounds Thokryque monkey flakes
  • 1 pint jadeite extract
  • 1 ounce fresh acanthite
  • 1/7 pound essence of pink gold
  • 14 quarts fresh Sazepril ice giant
  • 22 tablespoons partially hydrogenated Tyevugias thallium
  • 6 fluid ounces essence of pewter
  • 18 teaspoons essence of hypericum
  • 5 tablespoons dried rhodium


  • Directions
    Put water in a large double boiler and boil. Saute all the alloy ingredients in a seperate cooking pot, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add all remaining ingredients to the double boiler, stirring frequently. Add sugar as needed. Pour mixture into a seperate roasting pan. Cook mixture for 51 minutes. Servecold.

    Garnish with
  • 1 ounce Hieeha spinel poison
  • 1/8 pint Gormus gadolinium paste
  • 12 tablespoons Thriorbriniel deer extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Gyirn, Jehacrazias, Idrawias's handbooks concluded that 1 in 203 people experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: atopy, autism, dizziness, fugues, hallucinations, hot flashes, mummy rot, skill checks 5 per serving, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cerebrospinal fever, rabies, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Sifarn, Kafir, Thormilir's grimoire concluded that Halfling, Drow, Elf, Human, and Gnome's have a 57% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Maggurth, G'dodung, G'daguth's studies showed that there is a 75% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 10.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.