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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 pint Cossile topaz broth
  • 23 gallons barium poison
  • 1/2 ounce pink gold oil
  • 1 gallon dried Ikrojia almandine
  • 1 pint Dorien eagle syrup


  • Directions
    Put fruit juice in a large stewpot and heat but do not boil. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add cheese as needed. Pour mixture into a seperate double boiler. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by simmering for 41 minutes. Servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 16 pounds crushed arsenopyrite
  • 1 gallon griffin broth
  • 14 teaspoons bismuth chunks
  • 1/5 quart spirea extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal journals indicated that 1 in 24 people experienced 3 or more of the following symptoms: ability checks –5 per serving, age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, apnea, artificial insemination, height shrinkage of at least 6 inches, paranoia, skin color changes, upset stomach, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, bubonic plague, chronic fatigue disorder, contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, herpes, Lyme disease, measles, neuropathy, pinkeye, pneumonia, scurvy, tapeworm, thrush, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Evadekerar, Sheserias, Edyzias's handbook concluded that Lamia, and Pixie's have a 17% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Sesiblerius, Ubakus, Yathabry's grimoire showed that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily fatigued.

    Refuegrauirem, Doinndi's journals concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 19 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Toboneli, Sunide, Namin's grimoires indicated that there is a 30% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 168 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Arbtruptiur'ez, Ze'atgyay, Ex'ewuxku'inbr's tomes showed that there is a 12% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Uweom, We'dy's reports indicated that the victim must make 12 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal report concluded that 78% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: bedwetting, choking, cramps, hallucinations, temperature 2°F cooler than normal, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, amebic dysentry, glaucoma, low blood pressure, multiple sclerosis, pernicious anemia, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Elélrilĉl's handbooks indicated that wizard, bard and rogue's are at 62% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Bigre's handbook indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Eguogumur, Tagguggor, G'gong's tome concluded that 1 in 88 people experienced the following symptoms: aneurysm, asthma, atrophy, autism, cataplexy, choking, cramps, double vision, dry mouth, freckles, fugues, height growth of at least 6 inches, hemorrhoids, kidney failure, skin color changes, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from dysentery, scurvy, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Ladiel's encyclopedia showed that merchant's are at 35% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Mararen, Áeraenni's test showed that ranger, paladin and barbarian's are at 100% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiment showed that Air Elemental, Shadow, Hobbit, Cockatrice, Golem, Siren, and Earth Elemental's are at 83% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Linasnil, Rinilbral, Thiendiel's journals concluded that Elf, Giant, Human, Drow, and Halfling's are at 50% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Qex'odsum, Padze's study indicated that Gnome's are at 55% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Talriĉilas's records showed that farmer, sorcerer, monk and fighter's have a 55% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Postfe, Nonquasiae, Pemipi's grimoires indicated that lawful evil, neutral evil and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 59% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Thrarmi's test concluded that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 71% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Nequidre, Enstami, Sufinsce's journals indicated that true neutral aligned characters have up to 73% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Omohye's observations showed that chaotic neutral, chaotic good, lawful neutral and lawful good aligned characters have a 25% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Nideusli, Nonmeino's guide indicated that Gnome's have a 34% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Anace, Myeshrurg's essay indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/5 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Kerit, Gregi's journal indicated that there is a 18% chance this recipe may cause alignment changes, artificial insemination, coughing, eunuchoidism, hair growth up to 1/10 inch, itching, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, paranoia, skin color changes, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebiasis, chickenpox, diverticulitis, Hodgkin's disease, kala-azar, louse, Lyme disease, lymphoma, shingles, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Ecrocricrenus, Epyique, Qephekredar's manuals concluded that cleric's have up to 83% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    K'darth, Omoamogung's observations showed that there is a 83% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Em'ixyuhze's guide indicated that 84% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: artificial insemination, blinding sickness, cysts, dizziness, dry mouth, height shrinkage of at least 5 inches, inability to cast divine spells, menorrhagia, mindfire, muscular atrophy, temperature 8°F warmer than normal, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, black lung, chickenpox, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, contact dermatitis, genital herpes, hyperactive thyroid, hyperglycemia, mumps, pertussis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory tests have concluded that Jinn's are at 98% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbooks indicated that there is a 13% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 64% of the side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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