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Ingredients

1/10 teaspoon Garus dragon dressing

1/6 pint fire opal poison

1 gallon manganese seasoning

12 fluid ounces shredded gremlin

1/6 cup olivine juice

1 cup crushed Egrapre black pepper

1/2 gallon shredded Imisa corundum

1/7 gallon thallium paste

1 gallon Cadi steel poison

11 gallons Ueneno nephrite chunks

5 tablespoons dried Shopratiel talc

1 pint Wyiphe celery salt paste

1/6 quart Aclawius dolomite syrup

1 gallon pink gold dressing

Directions
Put wine in a large wok and heat but do not boil. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the wok and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring slowly. Add Merbitiad bronze dressing to taste. Let mixture cook 86 minutes. Sprinkle with powdered merman and servechilled.

Garnish with

1/8 pint shredded palladium

13 ounces Teleirni rhodochrosite chunks

1/2 teaspoon chopped Poscritur cockatrice

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Andi's guides concluded that 68% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: anemia, asthma, atrophy, attack rolls –3 per serving, choking, demon fever, double vision, hair growth up to 2 inches, inability to cast divine spells, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, priapism, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cancer, Crohn's disease, dysentery, lymphoma, measles, polio, snail fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Nieleirinbries, Rilćdindas's manuals concluded that sorcerer's are at 17% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Syecle's scroll concluded that there is a 62% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

Opetesh, Okyafle, Evrin's scroll concluded that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

Thukrarn, Bodi, Fovrolin's essays indicated that 1 in 123 people experienced the following symptoms: artificial insemination, autism, dry mouth, mindfire, paranoia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, chlamydia, diabetes, epilepsy, laryngitis, malaria, muscular dystrophy, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

Ilofrerg, Nafi, Vipreyuque's study indicated that rogue's have a 15% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

Ochithygar, Ishag's handbooks showed that there is a 75% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

Frasene's handbooks concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Thaandiad, Krysćilasras, Liralol's guide concluded that each time the victim takes 14 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/6 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Eshejien's study concluded that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Tamiunoras, Fedi, Udenti's experiments concluded that 99% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: artificial insemination, asthma, atopy, atrophy, chills, devil chills, double vision, fugues, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, paranoia, skin color changes, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cholera, hyperactive thyroid, low blood pressure, lung cancer, peritonitis, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Independant laboratory observations have shown that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 72% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Trylorbrendćl, Talandian, Sileirilriad's test indicated that there is a 70% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 413 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Etripro's report indicated that there is a 37% chance this recipe may cause albinism, bad breath, chills, choking, dementia, demon fever, dizziness, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, freckles, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, paranoia, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cancer, cardiac arrest, conjunctivitis, Crohn's disease, diptheria, hyperactive thyroid, lockjaw, pernicious anemia, polio, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Suntditi, Todue, Etndici's record concluded that monk's have a 18% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Etiryotig's journals concluded that there is a 56% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 460 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Eoo, Etbichri's records showed that 1 in 6 people experienced up to 2 of the following symptoms: anal leakage, cackle fever, double vision, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, inability to cast arcane spells, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, chlamydia, croup, epilepsy, gingivitis, lung cancer, melanoma, multiple sclerosis, mumps, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

Drazy's essays indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Sena, Shremar's scroll concluded that there is a 8% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 200 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Podeno's observations indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: anemia, cataplexy, choking, dementia, demon fever, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, freckles, hot flashes, kidney failure, sneezing, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, mumps, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

Personal cookbook showed that lawful neutral, neutral good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Personal guide concluded that there is a 75% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects.


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Download AlchemistCookbook.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. To contact Advanced Photo Solutions with suggestions or feedback send an email to: advancedphotosolutions AT gmail.com Ingredients 1/10 teaspoon Garus dragon dressing 1/6 pint fire opal poison 1 gallon manganese seasoning 12 fluid ounces shredded gremlin 1/6 cup olivine juice 1 cup crushed Egrapre black pepper 1/2 gallon shredded Imisa corundum 1/7 gallon thallium paste 1 gallon Cadi steel poison 11 gallons Ueneno nephrite chunks 5 tablespoons dried Shopratiel talc 1 pint Wyiphe celery salt paste 1/6 quart Aclawius dolomite syrup 1 gallon pink gold dressing Directions Put wine in a large wok and heat but do not boil. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the wok and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring slowly. Add Merbitiad bronze dressing to taste. Let mixture cook 86 minutes. Sprinkle with powdered merman and servechilled. Garnish with 1/8 pint shredded palladium 13 ounces Teleirni rhodochrosite chunks 1/2 teaspoon chopped Poscritur cockatrice Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* Andi's guides concluded that 68% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: anemia, asthma, atrophy, attack rolls –3 per serving, choking, demon fever, double vision, hair growth up to 2 inches, inability to cast divine spells, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, priapism, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cancer, Crohn's disease, dysentery, lymphoma, measles, polio, snail fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Nieleirinbries, Rilćdindas's manuals concluded that sorcerer's are at 17% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Syecle's scroll concluded that there is a 62% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Opetesh, Okyafle, Evrin's scroll concluded that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded. Thukrarn, Bodi, Fovrolin's essays indicated that 1 in 123 people experienced the following symptoms: artificial insemination, autism, dry mouth, mindfire, paranoia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, chlamydia, diabetes, epilepsy, laryngitis, malaria, muscular dystrophy, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately. Ilofrerg, Nafi, Vipreyuque's study indicated that rogue's have a 15% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe. Ochithygar, Ishag's handbooks showed that there is a 75% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5. Frasene's handbooks concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Thaandiad, Krysćilasras, Liralol's guide concluded that each time the victim takes 14 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/6 of all damage incurred is permanent. Eshejien's study concluded that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Tamiunoras, Fedi, Udenti's experiments concluded that 99% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: artificial insemination, asthma, atopy, atrophy, chills, devil chills, double vision, fugues, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, paranoia, skin color changes, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cholera, hyperactive thyroid, low blood pressure, lung cancer, peritonitis, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Independant laboratory observations have shown that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 72% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Trylorbrendćl, Talandian, Sileirilriad's test indicated that there is a 70% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 413 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Etripro's report indicated that there is a 37% chance this recipe may cause albinism, bad breath, chills, choking, dementia, demon fever, dizziness, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, freckles, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, paranoia, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cancer, cardiac arrest, conjunctivitis, Crohn's disease, diptheria, hyperactive thyroid, lockjaw, pernicious anemia, polio, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Suntditi, Todue, Etndici's record concluded that monk's have a 18% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Etiryotig's journals concluded that there is a 56% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 460 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Eoo, Etbichri's records showed that 1 in 6 people experienced up to 2 of the following symptoms: anal leakage, cackle fever, double vision, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, inability to cast arcane spells, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, chlamydia, croup, epilepsy, gingivitis, lung cancer, melanoma, multiple sclerosis, mumps, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Drazy's essays indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Sena, Shremar's scroll concluded that there is a 8% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 200 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Podeno's observations indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: anemia, cataplexy, choking, dementia, demon fever, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, freckles, hot flashes, kidney failure, sneezing, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, mumps, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Personal cookbook showed that lawful neutral, neutral good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Personal guide concluded that there is a 75% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects. * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.	Want to make your own generators?
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