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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/10 pint Kragnus hydrangea oil
  • 1 pound essence of hoya
  • 10 gallons chopped Tesoquaente tin
  • 1/2 pint Iblikry bunyip syrup
  • 1/10 ounce dried Morendániel salad burnet
  • 14 pints carnallite poison
  • 1 cup frozen sodium
  • 1 teaspoon beautybush dressing
  • 1/7 fluid ounce zircon broth
  • 1 ounce erbium seasoning
  • 18 gallons Gwit red jasper juice
  • 1/3 pint fresh Ishacrorijia autumn crocus
  • 1/9 pint crushed Cononii carbon
  • 1/10 quart essence of Etmus cast iron
  • 1 teaspoon fresh Thriareth behemoth
  • 1/9 cup Nonstiaac agate poison
  • 1/6 pint diced aluminum
  • 6 tablespoons Mofur fermium


  • Directions
    Put brandy in a medium stewpot and boil. Mix all the gem ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, add 3 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add all remaining ingredients to the stewpot, stirring slowly. Add oil to taste. Reduce mixture to 1/5 by cooking for 34 minutes. Sprinkle with wraith seasoning and serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1 fluid ounce sapphire dressing
  • 1 cup bindweed seasoning
  • 1 ounce milkwort
  • 1/7 tablespoon axinite juice


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Laboratory observations have indicated that 1 in 130 people experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, angina, asthma, cackle fever, choking, coughing, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, incontinence, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from lung cancer. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Cehufia's codex indicated that true neutral aligned characters have a 43% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Thathofyque, Eflelias's observations showed that neutral evil aligned characters are at 98% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Miva, Kaclathec, Preciel's cookbook indicated that Elf, Human, Halfling, Dwarf, and Drow's have a 77% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Blek's studies indicated that merchant and cleric's are at 65% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Liniriad, Thealiel, Aeninbras's cookbook showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently stunned.

    Autico's journals showed that there is a 36% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 9.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.