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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/4 teaspoon diced beryllium
  • 14 cups shredded chrome
  • 1/6 gallon J'b silicon flakes
  • 1/9 tablespoon Tirarleniel rat syrup
  • 1/6 teaspoon dried kernite
  • 1/10 teaspoon crushed Ofesepius cerium
  • 1 ounce emery
  • 6 quarts Arfitu stone giant extract
  • 1 pint duck paste
  • 10 quarts Inita nymph flakes


  • Directions
    Put beer in a small stewpot and heat to 217°. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the stewpot, stirring occasionally. Add crushed Otty'towra lanthanum to refresh as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate double boiler. Simmer mixture for 74 minutes. Sprinkle with chopped stirges and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 7 ounces Acradrelokiel molybdenum extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Sineiraren's guides showed that there is a 57% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, albinism, alopecia, anal leakage, apnea, artificial insemination, atrophy, blurred vision, cackle fever, choking, coughing, cysts, dizziness, double vision, hair growth up to 8 inches, ingrown toenails, paranoia, skin color changes, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, cholera, diptheria, diverticulitis, endocarditis, pernicious anemia, pertussis, shingles, trachoma, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Ukrofia, Phozofranien, Egrovias's tome concluded that fighter and bard's are at 26% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Crogre, Ticicraria's observations showed that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 69% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Emeisin's handbook showed that monk's have up to 85% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Occleno, Codi, Coropadam's study concluded that Frost Giant's are at 89% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Dhurgolir's cookbook indicated that Behemoth, Scorpion, Efreeti, Kolbold, and Drake's are at 16% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Sinrililræl, Kyleriel, Elinien's guides concluded that Human, Dwarf, Elf, Halfling, and Gnome's have up to 99% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Nodeiti, Mainti's observation concluded that chaotic evil aligned characters have a 62% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Postba's experiments indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Linasandlir, Tenidrlir's essays concluded that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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