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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 cup Thrainbreras acmite chunks
  • 5 pounds frozen phlox
  • 17 quarts sliced Linasowæl polybasite
  • 1 fluid ounce Ehuicna tourmaline dressing
  • 1 quart diced Linélorbriel phosphorus
  • 22 teaspoons dried lanthanum
  • 1 cup Tyirid'tupsi erbium broth
  • 1/9 gallon cow oil
  • 1/4 pound chopped cast iron
  • 1 fluid ounce dryad oil
  • 1/9 tablespoon essence of Icoe white gold
  • 3 fluid ounces sliced Tirélinbrael ruby
  • 1/9 ounce Os'ort'shas mica flakes
  • 1/10 fluid ounce stewed Mudur jasper
  • 1 cup damask
  • 25 fluid ounces partially hydrogenated Shruclepus sheep
  • 1/2 quart shredded calf
  • 1 gallon boogeyman extract
  • 1 pound shredded emery
  • 1/9 pint yeti syrup
  • 1 teaspoon bear
  • 1/3 teaspoon frozen Omoteb chrome
  • 1/3 teaspoon Uueco potassium extract
  • 23 fluid ounces powdered graphite steel
  • 3 quarts sliced Krak talc


  • Directions
    Put wine in a large double boiler and heat to 283°. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the double boiler and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 1 at a time, stirring frequently. Add baking soda as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate stewpot. Let mixture simmer 40 minutes. Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 13 quarts Thrakhu curry powder broth
  • 1 pint fresh G'ng dolomite


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Crugung's records showed that 33% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, alopecia, apnea, asthma, autism, choking, cramps, cysts, dementia, double vision, filth fever, freckles, hair color changes, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, rosacea, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, beriberi, cold and fever symptoms, epilepsy, heart attack, multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy, rabies, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory studies have indicated that chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 44% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Kyleirarril, Marandæl, Theirasril's guides showed that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 43% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Kwigriet's experiments concluded that Water Elemental's have up to 8% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ypravre's experiments indicated that sorcerer and ranger's have a 26% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Toggor's journals showed that Doppleganger's are at 90% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Frudre, Afreblo, Tegrakia's grimoire showed that bard, soldier, rogue and fighter's are at 25% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Shrofethecar, Uwobishetia, Izigrash's handbooks indicated that chaotic evil and true neutral aligned characters have a 62% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal tomes indicated that druid's have a 51% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Acrebeat, Poet's manual concluded that neutral evil, chaotic neutral and lawful evil aligned characters are at 100% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal tests have concluded that Phantom, Oni, Frost Giant, Manticore, Kelpie, Ogre, and Wyvern's have up to 47% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tul, Qukyih, Udsi'tyix'ubtu's treatises indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.