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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 ounce chopped halite
  • 21 pints praseodymium flakes
  • 1 cup stewed olivine
  • 13 pounds steel dressing
  • 1 tablespoon chopped Fluvo strontium
  • 19 cups silicon
  • 1/9 tablespoon Abprtop'ih lion syrup
  • 1/7 quart essence of Thrarth biotite
  • 1 ounce sliced Fradasoo gypsum
  • 8 ounces mouse poison
  • 3 pints fresh pyrophyllite


  • Directions
    Put juice in a medium pot and heat to 255°. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the pot, stirring frequently. Add cheese as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate double boiler. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by boiling for 31 minutes. Sprinkle with crushed Zaflu chalcedony and serveat room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 24 fluid ounces moonflower flakes
  • 1 quart thallium flakes


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Brørolin's codexes showed that 1 in 70 people experienced up to 9 of the following symptoms: age reversal, anal leakage, angina, artificial insemination, cackle fever, cataplexy, coughing, cysts, dry mouth, freckles, height shrinkage of at least 3 inches, hemorrhoids, itching, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, blastomycosis, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, diverticulitis, epilepsy, leprosy, Lyme disease, meningitis, multiple sclerosis, mumps, pernicious anemia, scurvy, smallpox, strep throat, tetanus, thrush, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Coei's guides indicated that true neutral aligned characters have up to 7% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Tylilbriad's experiment concluded that there is a 24% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 357 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Haviguzia's essay concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.