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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 24 pounds Utpura strontium seasoning
  • 1 cup bismuth paste
  • 6 pints lizardman flakes
  • 1 ounce dried sardonyx
  • 1 gallon stewed Qidy axinite
  • 22 teaspoons fresh hawk
  • 3 teaspoons chopped Cauere zirconium
  • 1 gallon Khursomli damask
  • 1 gallon essence of costmary


  • Directions
    Put water in a medium wok and heat to 143°. Fold all the mineral ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, mix till well blended, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the wok 1 at a time, stirring occasionally. Add wine to taste. Pour mixture into a seperate cooking pot. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by simmering for 53 minutes. Sprinkle with crushed Cruk goblin and serveat room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 7 tablespoons cave bear poison


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Crumarth, Thrudaggung, Guggurth's scrolls showed that there is a 23% chance this recipe may cause alopecia, anal leakage, chills, choking, dementia, itching, priapism, temperature 9°F cooler than normal, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, amebic dysentry, cardiac arrest, coronary heart disease, diabetes, diverticulitis, emphysema, genital herpes, gonorrhea, gout, heart attack, leukemia, pernicious anemia, scurvy, smallpox, stroke, tetanus, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Pruka's encyclopedia indicated that Dryad, Wight, Oni, Frost Giant, Stone Giant, Efreeti, and Poltergeist's have a 10% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Uoexodia, Tuncfraci's reports concluded that Boogeyman, and Troll's are at 98% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gregi's test indicated that monk, wizard and rogue's are at 73% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal tome indicated that lawful evil, lawful neutral and neutral evil aligned characters are at 16% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Merædélies's study indicated that each time the victim takes 18 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/9 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Wupaw's guides concluded that there is a 81% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 318 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Brørus, Brukren's scrolls concluded that 1 in 69 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: albinism, anal leakage, anemia, artificial insemination, cataplexy, choking, cramps, demon fever, devil chills, dizziness, dry mouth, eunuchoidism. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, chickenpox, croup, emphysema, leprosy, leukemia, measles, stroke, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Obzeosvyun, V'ux, P'ez'pron's records concluded that true neutral aligned characters have a 71% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Sotacio, Inmasas, Decclelli's record concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Alowi, Oshyhy's handbook showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 15 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Trupky's observation indicated that there is a 22% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Personal cookbooks concluded that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Texi's tests showed that there is a 84% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Duvolin's tests showed that there is a 52% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Silæilandiel's codex showed that 1 in 28 people experienced the following symptoms: anemia, apnea, artificial insemination, blinding sickness, chills, cysts, devil chills, dizziness, hair color changes, hallucinations, itching, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, priapism, sneezing, vertigo, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chlamydia, coronary heart disease, dengue, leukemia, mastitis, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Personal cookbook concluded that true neutral aligned characters have up to 25% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ryue's journals concluded that the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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