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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/10 pound frozen Meradies imp
  • 1/4 cup sardonyx syrup
  • 1/7 tablespoon Tyrilbrilbriad sapphire extract
  • 17 gallons juniper berries paste
  • 1/4 teaspoon diced dog


  • Directions
    Put water in a large double boiler and heat to 144°. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the double boiler and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the double boiler, stirring slowly. Add sliced Deilleni moonstone as needed. Pour mixture into a seperate double boiler. Reduce mixture to 1/5 by simmering for 32 minutes. Sprinkle with diced Anpomei olivine and servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/5 quart shredded Kirkwait wrought iron


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Khûrdrin's grimoire concluded that 67% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 9 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, chills, devil chills, gender reversal, hair growth up to 10 inches, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, incontinence, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, Alzheimer's, amebic dysentry, black lung, blastomycosis, cancer, chlamydia, Crohn's disease, dengue, diabetes, dystrophy, hookworm, hypoglycemia, infantile paralysis, meningitis, pernicious anemia, snail fever, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Personal essay concluded that wizard, fighter and monk's have up to 3% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Thethisias's experiments indicated that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Etine, Iepo, Dirillota's essay showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Uwiwsi, Stapes'l's codex indicated that 1 in 68 people experienced 9 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, aneurysm, angina, bad breath, cataplexy, delierium, devil chills, dizziness, fugues, hallucinations, inability to cast arcane spells, mindfire. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, chickenpox, hookworm, infantile paralysis, laryngitis, leprosy, lung cancer, lupus, lymphoma, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Gerlttlettlatla, Skrak's report concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters have a 33% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ipefa's grimoires indicated that Harpy, and Jinn's are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Weeyratiiz's studies indicated that farmer and cleric's have a 16% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Bletevus, Blekryi, Neyiwar's grimoires showed that Drow, Goblin, Elf, and Human's are at 88% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Wem's record indicated that Dwarf's are at 85% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Indeuir's tests concluded that Firedrake's are at 25% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments concluded that sorcerer's are at 62% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ininem's handbooks concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters are at 17% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Tyrilren's cookbook showed that Stirges's have a 24% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal encyclopedias indicated that lawful good and chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 39% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal journals indicated that ranger's have a 30% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Quascrife, Ire's cookbooks showed that there is a 63% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

    Eressa's experiment concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: ability checks –4 per serving, age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, alopecia, chills, cramps, hot flashes, itching, kidney failure, temperature 1°F cooler than normal, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, dystrophy, endocarditis, gingivitis, neuropathy, pernicious anemia, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Tirænlan's experiments concluded that Gnome, Halfling, Dwarf, and Orc's have up to 14% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Nielalilræl, Elorbrinbrlir's test indicated that there is a 58% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Phado, Tharipien's reports showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Independant laboratory tests have indicated that there is a 38% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 214 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Nielelaenyn, Kylinædrieth's observations showed that each time the victim takes 3 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily blinded.

    Gagu, Gifrohikiel, Eshufrihias's scrolls concluded that there is a 45% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Kuudul'oltamox's guides showed that there is a 29% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Upethe, Ayygar's treatises concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/10 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Achilien's guide concluded that 85% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alignment reversal, anal leakage, angina, asthma, blinding sickness, cackle fever, chills, choking, cramps, double vision, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, hot flashes, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, mindfire, skin color changes, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, amebiasis, amebic dysentry, arteriosclerosis, contact dermatitis, dysentery, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Independant laboratory experiments have concluded that soldier and paladin's are at 76% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Thecryugias, Wabo's scrolls indicated that there is a 79% chance this recipe may cause angina, autism, cackle fever, cataplexy, delierium, demon fever, double vision, freckles, height growth of at least 10 inches, incontinence, menorrhagia, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, adenocarcinoma, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, blastomycosis, diverticulitis, polio, rabies, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory experiments have concluded that neutral good, lawful neutral, chaotic evil and chaotic good aligned characters are at 47% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments have shown that 1 in 82 people experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, aneurysm, atopy, cataplexy, cysts, dementia, dry mouth, filth fever, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, cellulitis, cholera, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, endocarditis, epilepsy, genital herpes, gingivitis, leprosy, louse, lung cancer, Lyme disease, malaria, mastitis, scurvy, shingles, strep throat, tetanus, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Drashrachefar, Gashrubeque, Xegilomiel's grimoire showed that merchant, bard, barbarian and sorcerer's are at 74% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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