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Alchemist Cookbook #2
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Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions
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Put water in a small roasting pan and heat to 251°. Mix all the plant ingredients in a seperate pot, mix till frothy, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the roasting pan 1 at a time, stirring occasionally. Add wine to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate bowl. Let mixture simmer 88 minutes. Sprinkle with frozen Necta sterling silver and servehot.
Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Qu'efyuxfrp's tome showed that 1 in 46 people experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, bedwetting, cackle fever, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, incontinence. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, diptheria, epilepsy, kala-azar, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.
Personal observations have shown that lawful evil and lawful good aligned characters are at 49% more risk to any effects of this recipe.
Ini, Proccabi's handbook concluded that Gnome, Human, Dwarf, and Halfling's are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.
Dufakias, Yudodadraus's encyclopedia showed that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.
Ekaphithiwia, Yhyucho, Abreqish's records concluded that 45% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 5 of the following symptoms: asthma, atrophy, autism, chills, cysts, devil chills, filth fever, mummy rot, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from neuropathy, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.
Kylorbrrilnal, Tithindni, Merandelnil's records showed that rogue, soldier, sorcerer and druid's are at 18% more risk to any effects of this recipe.
Opilutias's studies showed that Thunderbird, Snark, Cockatrice, Wraith, Roc, and Golem's are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe.
Dhurfin, Thovrak's experiment showed that Giant's are at 95% more risk to any effects of this recipe.
Acruili, Neoi, Uectiono's handbooks concluded that wizard, merchant and bard's have up to 70% immunity to any effects of this recipe.
Neparfedo, Aetste, Ecum's experiments concluded that Phoenix, and Frost Giant's have a 30% immunity to any effects of this recipe.
Grakriat, Skeit, Kirlkragi's reports showed that barbarian's have a 83% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.
Personal experiments have indicated that Drow, Elf, Goblin, Orc, and Ogre's have a 63% immunity to any effects of this recipe.
Pot'kekif, Ozwe's guides concluded that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily deafened.
Kwitli, Garltl, Garlkriat's experiment concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 12 points of damage is permanent drain instead.
Personal grimoires showed that there is a 70% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 225 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.
Quasmilto, Isednon, Quamihinc's observation concluded that 1 in 98 people experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, black lung, conjunctivitis, pertussis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.
Personal tests have concluded that true neutral aligned characters have a 24% immunity to the effects of this recipe.
Necluxehiel, Habe, Pracias's handbooks concluded that 58% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, aneurysm, artificial insemination, cataplexy, chills, demon fever, filth fever, hot flashes, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, rosacea, saving rolls –5 per serving, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebiasis, amebic dysentry, chronic fatigue disorder, contact dermatitis, diverticulitis, kala-azar, tetanus, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.
Personal grimoire showed that there is a 94% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.
Medruvyjiel's experiments showed that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, alignment reversal, aneurysm, artificial insemination, cataplexy, delierium, hot flashes, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, cholera, conjunctivitis, gingivitis, heart attack, lymphoma, multiple sclerosis, rabies. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.
Independant laboratory experiments have indicated that neutral good, chaotic neutral and true neutral aligned characters have a 48% immunity to the effects of this recipe.
Diemane's record concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.
Personal record concluded that there is a 12% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, alopecia, choking, delierium, dry mouth. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, bubonic plague, cancer, cellulitis, coronary heart disease, croup, emphysema, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, lockjaw, lung cancer, lupus, lymphoma, melanoma, meningitis, pernicious anemia, shingles, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.
Adtago's grimoire indicated that Beholder's have up to 87% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.
Eveqochulia, Olamalien's report concluded that there is a 46% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.
* Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.