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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

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Ingredients
  • 8 teaspoons bismuth juice
  • 1/7 pint Drazius earth elemental extract
  • 1 tablespoon essence of beryllium
  • 1 fluid ounce Khugnarn honeysuckle syrup
  • 1 cup essence of Gertl elinvar
  • 10 fluid ounces solder juice
  • 13 quarts Nelebui anhydrite broth
  • 1 gallon Brørgog hydra extract
  • 1/6 cup donkey
  • 1/9 cup fresh gallium
  • 1/2 pint Efrogrigryusius cosmos seasoning
  • 1 cup Oleco argon paste
  • 1 teaspoon Ecripias ytterbium syrup
  • 1/5 pound crushed Thaadeliel hen
  • 1 pint horehound oil
  • 1/9 teaspoon fresh Idie clarkia


  • Directions
    Put cream in a large stewpot and boil. Knead all the mineral ingredients in a seperate pot, add 4 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add cream as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate stewpot. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by boiling for 40 minutes. Sprinkle with fresh Grekwitl gallium and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1/10 tablespoon dried Krokhrin wraith


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Pidro's manual indicated that there is a 45% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, alignment reversal, anal leakage, artificial insemination, atopy, autism, cackle fever, choking, coughing, cramps, dizziness, eunuchoidism, inability to cast divine spells, incontinence, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, temperature 7°F warmer than normal, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, black lung, blastomycosis, cardiac arrest, cellulitis, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, diverticulosis, gout, herpes, mastitis, scurvy, smallpox, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Greshymus, Midrevupia's essay concluded that chaotic evil, lawful evil, chaotic good and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 88% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Cuiusdence, Reimque, Eiusretu's tests indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 26 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal test concluded that there is a 93% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 443 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Laboratory observations have concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Syame, Tufla, Shropheliel's codexes indicated that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Ihgyuvtiprat, Egd'pridniv's guides showed that there is a 63% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects.

    Udedkrkuolshep, Tiaxuxtr, Wyut'ayz's handbooks showed that there is a 38% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 10+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.