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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/4 teaspoon heliotrope poison
  • 8 teaspoons Sheshro moose paste
  • 1 tablespoon Grobili wormwood chunks
  • 1 fluid ounce shredded beryl
  • 3 gallons wild goat paste
  • 1 fluid ounce crushed damask
  • 11 ounces thorium paste
  • 9 tablespoons horehound seasoning
  • 1 cup shredded Etgrai plutonium
  • 1/3 fluid ounce Gröggin fritillary extract
  • 1 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated mouse
  • 1/7 pound chopped Reitiam moonstone
  • 1 gallon shredded Sinrićden germanium
  • 1 fluid ounce diced Pridtrutty'elk asbestos
  • 14 quarts fermium
  • 1/2 pound Tirinbrnar duck syrup
  • 1/2 pound frozen lepidolite
  • 1 teaspoon Capendo gallium chunks
  • 2 pints diced steel
  • 10 fluid ounces Nerfug mercury broth
  • 1/3 pint fresh pectolite


  • Directions
    Put cream in a small double boiler and heat to 151°. Whisk all the mineral ingredients in a seperate bowl, add 9 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add cream to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate Dutch oven. Let mixture cook 84 minutes. Sprinkle with Sejia galena juice and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 23 pounds rutherfordium syrup


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Fokromli, Foggan's essay concluded that 1 in 61 people experienced up to 3 of the following symptoms: age reversal, asthma, choking, delierium, dry mouth, hallucinations, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, priapism. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, contact dermatitis, genital herpes, meningitis, multiple sclerosis, tetanus, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Eisprodi, Hononcaurans, Autquo's scrolls showed that Doppleganger's are at 58% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ćrandrilol's observation indicated that cleric's are at 55% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Hychegrasa, Hyukramien's grimoire showed that Cockatrice's are at 48% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded that lawful good and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 24% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Anita's tome indicated that lawful neutral, neutral good, lawful evil and neutral evil aligned characters have a 2% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Tava, Phedrahidius's guide indicated that Gnome, and Elf's have up to 42% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Linánilal, Maladien, Talélalas's handbook showed that druid, cleric and merchant's have a 53% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Forfak, Hukrir's codexes indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 14% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Phyublyedia's guides showed that Shade's have a 13% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Grikwaet's experiments showed that true neutral aligned characters are at 44% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ishuwararg, Edujefomias, Ejuhia's grimoire showed that the victim must make 5 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.