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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 18 teaspoons antimony poison
  • 16 fluid ounces Vesh stainless steel extract
  • 1 teaspoon frozen mesolite
  • 10 quarts sliced carbuncle
  • 1/2 gallon essence of tradescantia
  • 6 teaspoons spinel chunks
  • 1/7 pint Quaesceeo sunstone broth
  • 1 gallon Meicaure celosia syrup
  • 10 tablespoons diced wolf
  • 1/5 pound frozen Malasreth chrondrodite
  • 1/4 fluid ounce Aelasinbrial fermium
  • 1/8 fluid ounce fresh Quasdie sparrow
  • 18 quarts Hinchiba hedgehog cactus dressing


  • Directions
    Put stout in a small Dutch oven and heat but do not boil. Whisk all the animal ingredients in a seperate cooking pot, add 3 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in Dutch oven. Add all remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven, stirring frequently. Add oats to taste as needed. Bake mixture for 80 minutes. Sprinkle with chopped ytterbium and servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1 pound frozen bougainvillea
  • 1/3 gallon sliced Nielendaliad carbon steel
  • 1 ounce chromium extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Melidralies's handbook concluded that 32% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: ability checks –3 per serving, alopecia, atrophy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, choking, cramps, cysts, double vision, hallucinations, hemorrhoids, inability to cast divine spells, paranoia, priapism, sneezing, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, chronic fatigue disorder, endocarditis, kala-azar, polio. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Cryna, Uvyprujar's journal showed that Minotaur's are at 14% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Quidem, Sicoi's encyclopedia concluded that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Silaselæl's experiments concluded that there is a 71% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 194 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.