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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 14 quarts dried Uisia moonstone
  • 1 pound fresh Arfilin goat
  • 1/6 pound shredded mica
  • 2 pints partially hydrogenated amethyst
  • 18 ounces fresh praseodymium
  • 1 ounce Khernilin sterling silver poison
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried Tauktr donkey
  • 2 pounds Ochibukus pyrophyllite juice
  • 1/2 ounce diced mesolite
  • 25 teaspoons Rpyoz fluorite broth
  • 15 fluid ounces Brordin kalanchoe oil
  • 1 ounce Postmie allanite poison
  • 1 tablespoon shredded onyx
  • 1 ounce Iykutr chrysoprase flakes
  • 8 tablespoons fresh deer
  • 1/4 gallon partially hydrogenated Phomus trillium


  • Directions
    Put water in a large roasting pan and boil. Blend all the animal ingredients in a seperate stewpot, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the roasting pan 2 at a time, stirring occasionally. Add eggs as needed. Cook mixture for 55 minutes. Servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1 cup partially hydrogenated Iphagredred diopside
  • 16 pounds Cierenec pyrite paste
  • 1 ounce centaur dressing
  • 1 teaspoon chalcedony flakes


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Melalélien, Aerindánion, Rinadal's manual showed that 1 in 87 people experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, aneurysm, angina, atopy, autism, blurred vision, filth fever, freckles, hallucinations, hot flashes, inability to cast divine spells, incontinence, itching, kidney failure, mummy rot, rosacea, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from hyperactive thyroid. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Perro, Autlenenam's journal concluded that sorcerer's are at 22% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Isby'ta, Optij, Drioplty'ob's manual showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal tests have indicated that 80% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 7 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, anemia, asthma, atopy, blinding sickness, hemorrhoids, rosacea, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cerebrospinal fever, chronic fatigue disorder, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, diptheria, diverticulosis, emphysema, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, leukemia, Lyme disease, meningitis, mumps, pinkeye, strep throat, stroke, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Theindlan, Thailriliel's studies concluded that ranger, soldier, rogue and bard's have up to 26% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Iszzyulurnur's journal showed that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily confused.

    Oshawu, Efyqu, Vevrihofia's grimoire indicated that 1 in 198 people experienced up to 7 of the following symptoms: addition of 4 negative levels per serving, alopecia, angina, artificial insemination, atopy, autism, cataplexy, choking, coughing, ingrown toenails, itching, mummy rot, temperature 10°F warmer than normal, upset stomach, vertigo, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, gastric ulcers, hyperactive thyroid, kala-azar, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory studies have concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters are at 68% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tediagno's observations indicated that Poltergeist's have a 63% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal handbook concluded that Demon, Pegasus, Jinn, Snark, and Leprechaun's have up to 17% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Yucrakakrocar's guides indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have a 49% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Yeyky, Tuen'il, Tyuhpyolkr's studies indicated that Ogre's are at 6% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Muabryun's codexes indicated that Manticore, Drake, Succubus, and Efreeti's are at 62% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Rohincni, Hubontum, Siccehasa's codexes showed that druid, fighter, merchant and monk's have up to 83% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Trylorĉl's treatises showed that farmer's are at 95% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ormir's record concluded that Drow, Halfling, and Elf's have up to 55% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ertiba's journals showed that sorcerer, barbarian, cleric and farmer's are at 22% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Postqui, Inacli, Techrirum's scrolls indicated that paladin's have a 88% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal records indicated that Human's have a 90% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Iriquo, Nemenceau, Cumngutipe's journals concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily deafened.

    Tatadi, Nemido, Ibuete's handbooks showed that there is a 68% chance this recipe may cause chills, dementia, eunuchoidism, incontinence, mindfire. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, beriberi, contact dermatitis, diverticulitis, dysentery, emphysema, endocarditis, epilepsy, herpes, hyperactive thyroid, laryngitis, lockjaw, mastitis, pernicious anemia, shingles, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Tamised, Acartim, Sihirem's observation showed that chaotic evil, chaotic neutral, chaotic good and neutral evil aligned characters are at 13% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory observations have shown that there is a 62% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 268 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Amisi's codex indicated that there is a 13% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

    Ibasar's guide indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Weclapripien, Acymar, Fleso's reports showed that there is a 50% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Ĉrendorbras, Tylrilian's handbook showed that 17% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: apnea, artificial insemination, autism, cramps, delierium, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, ingrown toenails, priapism, rosacea, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, dengue, heart attack, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Personal scroll indicated that neutral good, lawful evil and lawful good aligned characters are at 22% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Aelĉdĉilnil, Aeránies's guide showed that the victim must make 12 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Krysowal's cookbooks indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, alopecia, artificial insemination, bad breath, bedwetting, cramps, fugues, hallucinations, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, menorrhagia, mindfire, priapism, vertigo, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, chlamydia, diverticulitis, heart attack, shingles, tetanus, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Brulmain, Dhobrolir's guide concluded that lawful neutral, true neutral and aligned characters are at 18% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Borgir's observation indicated that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.


    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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