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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 gallon powdered Itu thullium
  • 1 gallon Evawacrizien afican violet poison
  • 1/7 pint Tameiusle palladium syrup
  • 1 pint chopped dinosaur
  • 10 pints sliced calendula
  • 1/8 gallon partially hydrogenated Artavd wild boar
  • 1 pound pigeon paste
  • 25 pounds powdered permalloy
  • 1 fluid ounce powdered Teyu wight
  • 8 quarts frozen antelope


  • Directions
    Put milk in a medium Dutch oven and heat to 266°. Stir all the mineral ingredients in a seperate stewpot, add 3 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in Dutch oven. Add all remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven, stirring frequently. Add salt to taste. Let mixture boil 42 minutes. Sprinkle with wolf seasoning and serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/8 quart Quodpene chalcedony oil


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal observations showed that 1 in 110 people experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: artificial insemination, asthma, cataplexy, cramps, delierium, dizziness, dry mouth, hair growth up to 1 inch, menorrhagia, rosacea, temperature 8°F warmer than normal, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from diverticulosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Taedium's reports concluded that ranger's are at 38% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal records concluded that Dwarf, Gnome, and Drow's have a 8% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Etiam's guide concluded that Lamia's are at 61% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Nespemfi, Cograuiquaee's essay showed that Fire Giant, Kraken, and Giant's have up to 23% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Kwitettli's handbooks concluded that merchant's have up to 76% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ihogisi, Senfinonsuam's grimoire concluded that Firedrake's have up to 65% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Apope's treatises indicated that bard, barbarian, cleric and soldier's are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Rilorélyn, Morinien, Malorbraniel's experiment showed that fighter and paladin's have up to 94% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal treatises concluded that neutral good aligned characters are at 76% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Kertak, Gratli's codexes indicated that Human's have a 83% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Recaunse, Quaemponam's guides showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Empe, Diemetus's scroll indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Ruhivst'izq, Tantah's study showed that there is a 66% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 81% of the side-effects.

    Afafracryusse's scrolls indicated that there is a 10% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Pefante's encyclopedia indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.