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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon fresh Suflucien bunyip
  • 1 pound Dryeis allium extract
  • 1 ounce viper seasoning
  • 1 fluid ounce cineraria
  • 1/4 fluid ounce fresh turquoise
  • 23 gallons frozen monkshood


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a pot and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different pot and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Dryonphos's essays concluded that there is a 40% chance this recipe may cause angina, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), atrophy, bedwetting, cometophobia (fear of comets), fugues, panphobia (fear of everything), paranoia, sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from croup, diabetes, high blood pressure, hookworm, hookworm, mastitis, melanoma, mumps, snail fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Ozuphablawiel, Enige's scrolls concluded that true neutral, lawful evil, chaotic evil and lawful good aligned characters are at 74% more risk to any effects of this recipe.


    Prorackos, Herai, Chichonae's tomes concluded that chaotic good aligned characters have a 5% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Brogumor, Thamong, Umauk's grimoires indicated that Giant Ant, Cockatrice, and Ankheg's have a 21% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Whoshry, Oshifiel's codex showed that ranger and rogue's have a 97% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ephyenashrasias's grimoires showed that neutral evil, chaotic good, neutral good and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 47% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have indicated there is a 2% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Ujuzozus, Ufrithesia's scrolls concluded that there is a 79% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Ogracha, Tilashryewus's tomes showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently blinded.

    Tandinte's experiments concluded that 22% of people who used this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), asthma, batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), cometophobia (fear of comets), gerontophobia (fear of old people), headaches, heart attack, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, metallophobia (fear of metal), paranoia, upset stomach, warts, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebiasis, dystrophy, gout, heart attack, hyperactive thyroid, lung cancer, mumps, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal tests have shown that Hobgoblin's are at 69% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Absensota's codex indicated that lawful neutral aligned characters are at 43% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Meumcode, Eoeco, Nelinceta's experiment showed that Stirges's have up to 58% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Oggoaggogguk's observation concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 12 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Quaeneo, Aetre's encyclopedia concluded that 69% of people who used this recipe were cured of 4 or more of the following symptoms: ability checks +2 per serving, aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), bedwetting, ectopic pregnancy, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, genital herpes, gingivitis, herpes, malaria, measles, neuropathy, scurvy, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded Orc, Dwarf, Human, and Drow's have up to 45% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Quaslauco's journals concluded that Imp, Hill Giant, Krenshar, and Golem's are at 18% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Thiwe, Coqaclaen's encyclopedias indicated that there is a 8% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 223 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Ecuho, Ettebritam, Maquiin's experiment concluded that 71% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: atephobia (fear of ruins), auroraphobia (fear of auroras), chaetophobia (fear of hair), dementia, difficulty swallowing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, arthritis, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest, cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, diabetes, low blood pressure, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Somoggok, Tuduk, Kruk's experiments indicated that paladin's are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Mareriral, Merĉilirien, Talandindas's grimoire showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal treatises showed that there is a 42% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, aneurysm, cataplexy, filth fever, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, diverticulosis, glaucoma, heart attack, hookworm, infantile paralysis, infantile paralysis, infantile paralysis, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Laboratory experiments have indicated monk, fighter and cleric's are at 98% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Blopu, Shefri, Fithe's scroll indicated that Elf's are at 6% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Raty'zug, Tyiztu'drop'uv, Raeh'ofti'gretohtu's tome concluded that sorcerer's have a 78% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Cremisara, Tuaeretei, Osse's records concluded that Gnome, Halfling, Elf, and Giant's are at 13% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Kyanquew, Tiiyx's experiment concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Personal guides showed that this may cure the following symptoms: odynesophobia (fear of pain). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, cold and fever symptoms, dystrophy, pernicious anemia, scurvy, stroke, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Ydranus's treatises concluded that Doppleganger's have a 30% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Imuh's tomes indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 18 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

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