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Download AlchemistCookbook2.ipt
The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1/9 pound chrysoberyl clusters
  • 1/7 ounce essence of barley
  • 1/8 teaspoon Sketattle anise oil
  • 3 teaspoons El'eqbystux mistletoe petals
  • 1/3 fluid ounce Fling pokeweed
  • 1/6 gallon Hamae almond
  • 1/7 quart centaur
  • 1 cup stewed Socrofrerg raspberry
  • 1 fluid ounce Oprada nightshade oil
  • 1 pint Kylandas heliotrope
  • 1 teaspoon powdered Ipyuzi linden
  • 1 pound crushed bladderwort
  • 16 tablespoons crushed ∆nŠneiras cayenne
  • 15 cups partially hydrogenated poplar
  • 1 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated Olyth aloe
  • 1 tablespoon salpiglossis flowers
  • 1 pint stewed Khurmilir watercress
  • 1 ounce dried shade
  • 8 ounces succubus chunks
  • 9 fluid ounces Freclo orange oil
  • 1 gallon snark


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is blue.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Skettli's record indicated that there is a 13% chance this recipe may cause ablutophobia (fear of bathing), alopecia, artificial insemination, cackle fever, carnophobia (fear of meat), cibophobia (fear of food), dromophobia (fear of motion), filth fever, heart attack, lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, Alzheimer's, cancer, endocarditis, gastric ulcers, Hodgkin's disease, laryngitis, laryngitis, malaria, peritonitis, pneumonia, polio, stroke, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Ed'irsquaf'owtu's tome concluded that lawful evil aligned characters are at 64% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.


    Drahias's study concluded that Cockatrice's are at 53% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Brishi, Phenia, Pashiveliel's record concluded that lawful evil and true neutral aligned characters are at 46% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ita, Caubiuquia, Noentepro's cookbook concluded that Oni's have a 90% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Utetssi, Deauquam, Sutassem's study concluded that farmer's have a 55% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Undejox, Guunay'side's experiments concluded that Chimera, and Harpy's are at 11% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments indicated that Basilisk, Wraith, Hobbit, Orc, Earth Elemental, Stone Giant, and Dragon's have up to 70% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Uelcummeam, Midequid's manuals indicated that there is a 100% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 187 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

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