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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1/5 quart essence of marguerite
  • 1 tablespoon sainfoin petals
  • 8 pounds Thikr÷g diopside chunks
  • 1/2 fluid ounce Grenus alabaster
  • 12 gallons essence of coffee
  • 3 quarts Orthon acanthus paste
  • 1 ounce Yokrylien alder root
  • 1/8 quart fresh Dediteco caraway
  • 1 quart Movrak clianthus petals
  • 24 cups distilled Eiusquoi medusa
  • 13 gallons frozen Iotholia lilac


  • Soup Directions
    Put brandy in a small pot and heat but do not boil.
    Stir-fry all the plant ingredients in a seperate stewpot
    Mix plant ingredients till well blended
    Take plant ingredients and place in pot.
    Add all remaining ingredients to the pot, stirring frequently.
    Add flour as needed.
    Pour liquids off into a seperate bowl. Discard solids.
    Let soup broil for 2hour(s), 16 minute(s).
    Add brandy to soup, then garnish with one or more of the items from table below
    Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 22 pounds syringa petals
  • 1 fluid ounce bee balm leaves


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Brocli, Rolien, Ynobrumias's journals showed that 1 in 50 people were cured of the following symptoms: albinism, angina, atrophy, aulophobia (fear of flutes), batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), clinophobia (fear of beds), cramps, cryophobia (fear of ice, stasis), dizziness, double vision, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, beriberi, bubonic plague, chlamydia, cholera, contact dermatitis, dengue, diptheria, emphysema, lockjaw, low blood pressure, pernicious anemia. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Izekrakref, Ryewyekia, Hapo's study concluded that lawful evil and chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 93% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.


    Kurdilin, Thrarfo's grimoires indicated that Gnome, Halfling, and Human's are at 24% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Elkhophos, Arios, Dybekeessa's grimoire indicated that Fire Elemental, and Lizardman's have up to 20% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Indinda's experiments concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Narg, Bleri, Okenu's grimoire concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Blishykius's essay indicated that there is a 38% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Neata, Claria, Zacasos's experiment indicated that 48% of people who used this recipe experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: aerophobia (fear of air, wind), age reversal, agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), apnea, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), atrophy, cataplexy, chrematophobia (fear of money), claustrophobia (fear of enclosed places), coughing, coughing, filth fever, height growth of at least 3 inches, homichlophobia (fear of fog), incontinence, metallophobia (fear of metal), tropophobia (fear of change), vertigo, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, blastomycosis, chickenpox, Crohn's disease, diptheria, diverticulitis, louse, lung cancer, multiple sclerosis, multiple sclerosis, smallpox. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Byuv'kekq's report showed that wizard and sorcerer's have a 26% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ucclentum's experiments indicated that Elf's have up to 13% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ih'zdy, Obdfuv's handbooks concluded that lawful good, chaotic good, neutral evil and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 68% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Neggoin's test showed that Pixie's are at 63% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Morendorbras, Silindion's experiments indicated that lawful neutral aligned characters are at 77% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Izetr, F'esquur, Ry'ezti's codexes showed that Elf's are at 82% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbooks indicated that the victim must make 11 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal experiments have shown that this may cause the following symptoms: ability checks +3 per serving, agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), alopecia, anemia, aurophobia (fear of gold), coughing, devil chills, hallucinations, hot flashes, inability to cast divine spells, ligyrophobia (fear of noise), metallophobia (fear of metal), rosacea, stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, black lung, chlamydia, emphysema, endocarditis, genital herpes, gingivitis, glaucoma, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, pertussis, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Gr÷vilir, Ofren's observations indicated that cleric and monk's are at 81% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have shown Kraken, Wight, and Golem's are at 38% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Evetha's tests indicated that barbarian's have a 16% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Blashoshrejar's experiment indicated that true neutral aligned characters have up to 82% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Taripiue's experiments concluded that paladin's are at 22% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Sallis, Quoquiinet's manuals showed that each time the victim takes 33 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Aranaenas, Nielinbrni, Kylidryn's codex indicated that 1 in 236 people experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: anal leakage, asthma, atephobia (fear of ruins), bedwetting, bedwetting, cackle fever, chills, dementia, ingrown toenails, priapism, sneezing, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cardiac arrest, diptheria, dystrophy, endocarditis, gastric ulcers, mastitis, neuropathy, polio, smallpox, snail fever, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Grurmu's manuals concluded that Elf, and Dwarf's have a 73% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Edrefien, Luvrepyeque, Emelumiel's essays concluded that each time the victim takes 15 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Independant laboratory observations have indicated this may cure the following symptoms: aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), age reversal, alopecia, amathophobia (fear of dust), anemia, aneurysm, artificial insemination, artificial insemination, atopy, bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), chorophobia (fear of dancing), clinophobia (fear of beds), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), dizziness, dizziness, dry mouth, freckles, fugues, heart attack, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, incontinence, incontinence, mummy rot, mummy rot, odynesophobia (fear of pain), sneezing, sneezing, temperature 7░F warmer than normal, vertigo, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cerebrospinal fever, diabetes, dysentery, dystrophy, dystrophy, gout, low blood pressure, lymphoma, mumps, rabies, smallpox, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Conteri, Quamletes, Hoscriram's codex indicated that Succubus's have a 10% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Krysaenlith, ┴erŠilnar's guides concluded that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

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