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Ingredients
1 cup prickly poppy
9 quarts Pabruhopburra pyrite shards
1/7 ounce Tylilbrleniel morning glory paste
1 pound crushed periwinkle
23 pounds meadow rue
1/3 gallon goldflower
1 quart diced ruthenium
1 quart Thrumumak crowfoot
1/4 cup chopped costmary
1/9 gallon Bedellam nymph
1/4 ounce essence of chicken
1/3 teaspoon anchusa stem
9 tablespoons distilled Arblaphon violet
1 cup distilled nettle
21 teaspoons kalanchoe
1 tablespoon chrondrodite grit
1/5 cup Brushya woundwort
4 pounds jasper aggregate
1 fluid ounce stewed bilberry
5 pints asparagus
1 tablespoon Rupur snapdragon
1/6 gallon Tenia marble
1/9 pound burning bush
5 pints Cumtus hobbit
1 pint scorpion extract
1 ounce Uedope ginger
22 tablespoons strawflower extract
1/10 tablespoon stewed Foque rutabaga root
1/5 pint shredded Hakani buttercup petals
7 cups Oy'razqu'byal gaillardia paste
1 pint Fanieffi shooting star seeds
1/8 quart distilled Tefri hibiscus

Ointment Directions
Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
Place the firm mixture into a different Dutch oven and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
* Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

Ofuetunc's experiment showed that 92% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, atopy, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, double vision, ergophobia (fear of work), gender reversal, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), headaches, height shrinkage of at least 5 inches, hematophobia (fear of blood), hot flashes, hot flashes, kidney failure, siderophobia (fear of the stars), skin color changes, sneezing, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, black lung, cerebrospinal fever, Crohn's disease, gonorrhea, mumps, polio, toxicosis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

Iniui, Quamfuille, Iuuequodtus's cookbooks indicated that paladin's are at 100% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

Sunamnein, Quodli, Alinenter's treatises showed that neutral evil aligned characters have up to 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Feminim, Ifiet, Meodiumi's guide concluded that there is a 59% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

Tuisdiquidmul, Beiununc, Sintbi's manuals concluded that 1 in 23 people were cured of the following symptoms: albinism, anthropophobia (fear of people), autism, cheimaphobia (fear of cold), eunuchoidism, inability to cast arcane spells, oenophobia (fear of wine). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, chlamydia, heart attack, laryngitis, Lyme disease, lymphoma, meningitis, muscular dystrophy, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

Haeccotee, Pustaui's encyclopedias indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Zaphi, Mygora, Prota's studies showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

Mukroin's manuals showed that there is a 50% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, atrophy, atrophy, cathisophobia (fear of sitting), coughing, devil chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), euphobia (fear of good news), hemorrhoids, ingrown toenails, ingrown toenails, ingrown toenails, panphobia (fear of everything), rosacea, sneezing, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from blastomycosis, cerebrospinal fever, chlamydia, Crohn's disease, Crohn's disease, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, mastitis, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

Iramia, Drokien, Irelar's experiment showed that bard, cleric, paladin and sorcerer's have up to 96% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

Personal studies have concluded that Thunderbird, Demon, Behemoth, and Ankheg's are at 8% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Oquequo, Macepo's handbook showed that Elf, Drow, Dwarf, Halfling, and Human's are at 81% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Laboratory observations have shown chaotic evil, chaotic good and true neutral aligned characters are at 98% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Personal experiment concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Tiauctio's observation showed that 81% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: anemia, atrophy, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), coprophobia (fear of feces), dizziness, dry mouth, filth fever, freckles, fugues, fugues, headaches, heart attack, inability to cast any spells, itching, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke, teratophobia (fear of monsters), vestiphobia (fear of clothing), warts, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, arteriosclerosis, bubonic plague, cholera, conjunctivitis, conjunctivitis, epilepsy, kala-azar, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

Breki's handbook indicated that Goblin's are at 56% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Mohia's experiments showed that Hippogryph's have up to 90% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Arélial, Arasras's grimoires indicated that Orc's have up to 7% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory experiments have shown soldier's have up to 86% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Seloi, Iquodpo, Aquaelci's tests concluded that Hippogryph's are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Esttiin's experiments concluded that Garuda, Imp, Zombie, Efreeti, Shadow, and Hobgoblin's have a 7% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Malinlenien, Silinbrril, Telerriliel's journals concluded that there is a 2% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 55 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Apn, Kargora's journals showed that 37% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), anal leakage, angina, antlophobia (fear of floods), artificial insemination, blurred vision, blurred vision, botanophobia (fear of plants), cataplexy, choking, devil chills, devil chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), dizziness, double vision, ectopic pregnancy, skin color changes, stroke, warts, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, chickenpox, herpes, lockjaw, lymphoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

Karrio, Oleus, Hyous's handbooks concluded that barbarian, rogue, druid and monk's are at 98% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Tirindrieth, Kylilæilien's experiments concluded that Gnome, Goblin, and Kobold's have up to 22% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

Arna, Clagive, Rhorio's guide indicated that neutral evil, lawful neutral and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 1% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory experiments have concluded each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Personal guide concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, abnormal growth of extra body parts, angina, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atopy, auroraphobia (fear of auroras), ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), cackle fever, chrematophobia (fear of money), claustrophobia (fear of enclosed places), cremnophobia (fear of precipices), delierium, difficulty swallowing, ergophobia (fear of work), erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), filth fever, gerontophobia (fear of old people), hematophobia (fear of blood), inability to cast divine spells, incontinence, incontinence, itching, paranoia, paranoia, priapism, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, diabetes, diverticulitis, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, gonorrhea, mastitis, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

Pelothus, Olythisos, Karkanoe's scroll concluded that there is a 56% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

Uixprento's tomes concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, acousticophobia (fear of sound), albinism, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), alopecia, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), bad breath, blinding sickness, blood clots, choking, cynophobia (fear of dogs), incontinence, migraines. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebic dysentry, amebic dysentry, cerebrospinal fever, hypoglycemia, Lyme disease, meningitis, pneumonia, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

Independant laboratory observations have concluded successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Gydrtailumty, Ohshixxy's records showed that 1 in 236 people were cured of the following symptoms: anemia, anthophobia (fear of flowers), anthropophobia (fear of people), asthma, atopy, autism, blurred vision, chills, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), fugues, inability to cast any spells, itching, polyphobia (fear of many things), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, diabetes, diverticulosis, gastric ulcers, infantile paralysis, stroke, stroke, tapeworm, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

Dropefloliel's journals showed that there is a 70% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 90 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.


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Download AlchemistCookbook2.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook v2 Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. Ingredients 1 cup prickly poppy 9 quarts Pabruhopburra pyrite shards 1/7 ounce Tylilbrleniel morning glory paste 1 pound crushed periwinkle 23 pounds meadow rue 1/3 gallon goldflower 1 quart diced ruthenium 1 quart Thrumumak crowfoot 1/4 cup chopped costmary 1/9 gallon Bedellam nymph 1/4 ounce essence of chicken 1/3 teaspoon anchusa stem 9 tablespoons distilled Arblaphon violet 1 cup distilled nettle 21 teaspoons kalanchoe 1 tablespoon chrondrodite grit 1/5 cup Brushya woundwort 4 pounds jasper aggregate 1 fluid ounce stewed bilberry 5 pints asparagus 1 tablespoon Rupur snapdragon 1/6 gallon Tenia marble 1/9 pound burning bush 5 pints Cumtus hobbit 1 pint scorpion extract 1 ounce Uedope ginger 22 tablespoons strawflower extract 1/10 tablespoon stewed Foque rutabaga root 1/5 pint shredded Hakani buttercup petals 7 cups Oy'razqu'byal gaillardia paste 1 pint Fanieffi shooting star seeds 1/8 quart distilled Tefri hibiscus Ointment Directions Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture. Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated. Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency. Place the firm mixture into a different Dutch oven and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended. Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Ofuetunc's experiment showed that 92% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, atopy, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, double vision, ergophobia (fear of work), gender reversal, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), headaches, height shrinkage of at least 5 inches, hematophobia (fear of blood), hot flashes, hot flashes, kidney failure, siderophobia (fear of the stars), skin color changes, sneezing, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, black lung, cerebrospinal fever, Crohn's disease, gonorrhea, mumps, polio, toxicosis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Iniui, Quamfuille, Iuuequodtus's cookbooks indicated that paladin's are at 100% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe. Sunamnein, Quodli, Alinenter's treatises showed that neutral evil aligned characters have up to 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Feminim, Ifiet, Meodiumi's guide concluded that there is a 59% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects. Tuisdiquidmul, Beiununc, Sintbi's manuals concluded that 1 in 23 people were cured of the following symptoms: albinism, anthropophobia (fear of people), autism, cheimaphobia (fear of cold), eunuchoidism, inability to cast arcane spells, oenophobia (fear of wine). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, chlamydia, heart attack, laryngitis, Lyme disease, lymphoma, meningitis, muscular dystrophy, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately. Haeccotee, Pustaui's encyclopedias indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Zaphi, Mygora, Prota's studies showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded. Mukroin's manuals showed that there is a 50% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, atrophy, atrophy, cathisophobia (fear of sitting), coughing, devil chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), euphobia (fear of good news), hemorrhoids, ingrown toenails, ingrown toenails, ingrown toenails, panphobia (fear of everything), rosacea, sneezing, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from blastomycosis, cerebrospinal fever, chlamydia, Crohn's disease, Crohn's disease, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, mastitis, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately. Iramia, Drokien, Irelar's experiment showed that bard, cleric, paladin and sorcerer's have up to 96% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe. Personal studies have concluded that Thunderbird, Demon, Behemoth, and Ankheg's are at 8% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Oquequo, Macepo's handbook showed that Elf, Drow, Dwarf, Halfling, and Human's are at 81% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Laboratory observations have shown chaotic evil, chaotic good and true neutral aligned characters are at 98% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Personal experiment concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Tiauctio's observation showed that 81% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: anemia, atrophy, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), coprophobia (fear of feces), dizziness, dry mouth, filth fever, freckles, fugues, fugues, headaches, heart attack, inability to cast any spells, itching, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke, teratophobia (fear of monsters), vestiphobia (fear of clothing), warts, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, arteriosclerosis, bubonic plague, cholera, conjunctivitis, conjunctivitis, epilepsy, kala-azar, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately. Breki's handbook indicated that Goblin's are at 56% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Mohia's experiments showed that Hippogryph's have up to 90% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Arélial, Arasras's grimoires indicated that Orc's have up to 7% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory experiments have shown soldier's have up to 86% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Seloi, Iquodpo, Aquaelci's tests concluded that Hippogryph's are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Esttiin's experiments concluded that Garuda, Imp, Zombie, Efreeti, Shadow, and Hobgoblin's have a 7% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Malinlenien, Silinbrril, Telerriliel's journals concluded that there is a 2% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 55 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Apn, Kargora's journals showed that 37% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), anal leakage, angina, antlophobia (fear of floods), artificial insemination, blurred vision, blurred vision, botanophobia (fear of plants), cataplexy, choking, devil chills, devil chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), dizziness, double vision, ectopic pregnancy, skin color changes, stroke, warts, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, chickenpox, herpes, lockjaw, lymphoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately. Karrio, Oleus, Hyous's handbooks concluded that barbarian, rogue, druid and monk's are at 98% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Tirindrieth, Kylilæilien's experiments concluded that Gnome, Goblin, and Kobold's have up to 22% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe. Arna, Clagive, Rhorio's guide indicated that neutral evil, lawful neutral and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 1% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory experiments have concluded each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent. Personal guide concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, abnormal growth of extra body parts, angina, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atopy, auroraphobia (fear of auroras), ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), cackle fever, chrematophobia (fear of money), claustrophobia (fear of enclosed places), cremnophobia (fear of precipices), delierium, difficulty swallowing, ergophobia (fear of work), erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), filth fever, gerontophobia (fear of old people), hematophobia (fear of blood), inability to cast divine spells, incontinence, incontinence, itching, paranoia, paranoia, priapism, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, diabetes, diverticulitis, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, gonorrhea, mastitis, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately. Pelothus, Olythisos, Karkanoe's scroll concluded that there is a 56% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 8. Uixprento's tomes concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, acousticophobia (fear of sound), albinism, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), alopecia, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), bad breath, blinding sickness, blood clots, choking, cynophobia (fear of dogs), incontinence, migraines. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebic dysentry, amebic dysentry, cerebrospinal fever, hypoglycemia, Lyme disease, meningitis, pneumonia, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Independant laboratory observations have concluded successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Gydrtailumty, Ohshixxy's records showed that 1 in 236 people were cured of the following symptoms: anemia, anthophobia (fear of flowers), anthropophobia (fear of people), asthma, atopy, autism, blurred vision, chills, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), fugues, inability to cast any spells, itching, polyphobia (fear of many things), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, diabetes, diverticulosis, gastric ulcers, infantile paralysis, stroke, stroke, tapeworm, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately. Dropefloliel's journals showed that there is a 70% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 90 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58	Want to make your own generators?
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