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Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions Ingredients Soup Directions Put whiskey in a small pot and boil. Saute all the mineral ingredients in a seperate bowl Add 9 cups of boiling water Reduce mixture over heat, and place in pot. Add remaining ingredients to the pot in increments of 1/8, stirring constantly. Add cream as needed. Seperate solids from the soup into a seperate Dutch oven. Mince the solids and place them back in the soup. Reduce soup to 1/5 by bakeing for 40 minutes. Add whiskey to soup, then garnish with one or more of the items from table below Serve. Garnish with Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Sinendas's observation concluded that there is a 78% chance this recipe may cause aerophobia (fear of air, wind), agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), albinism, anal leakage, angina, apiphobia (fear of bees), artificial insemination, atephobia (fear of ruins), aurophobia (fear of gold), autophobia (fear of loneliness), batophobia (fear of high buildings), botanophobia (fear of plants), cheimaphobia (fear of cold), chills, cibophobia (fear of food), claustrophobia (fear of enclosed places), clinophobia (fear of beds), cysts, eunuchoidism, freckles, heart attack, heart attack, heliophobia (fear of sunlight), hemorrhoids, inability to cast divine spells, incontinence, ingrown toenails, itching, lygophobia (fear of the dark), metrophobia (fear of poetry), muscular atrophy, paranoia, sneezing, sneezing, stroke, stroke, tropophobia (fear of change), tropophobia (fear of change), xerophobia (fear of dryness), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, chlamydia, laryngitis, measles. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately. Foj, Zodeprird, Idopro's experiment indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 65% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Atphos, Pystus, Adessa's tests indicated that monk's are at 4% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Ophacho, Kikeblith's observations indicated that lawful good, neutral evil and lawful evil aligned characters have a 66% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Ænilbras, Áerinbránæl, Triloweliad's grimoire showed that Gnome, Dwarf, Human, and Elf's are at 40% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Personal observation showed that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently fatigued. Wajia, Omutigius, Ywabumard's observation indicated that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent. Personal scrolls concluded that there is a 16% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure. Corsos's tome concluded that the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Personal observations have indicated that 1 in 146 people experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: anthropophobia (fear of people), bedwetting, cataplexy, cibophobia (fear of food), double vision, dry mouth, erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), hematophobia (fear of blood), hot flashes, inability to cast any spells, menorrhagia, metrophobia (fear of poetry), metrophobia (fear of poetry), rosacea, stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cholera, multiple sclerosis, smallpox, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately. Thelenni, Marædorion, Tenownil's test concluded that chaotic evil, chaotic good, lawful neutral and true neutral aligned characters are at 13% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Morilrinbrnal, Talorril's handbooks showed that Brown Bear, Stirges, Leprechaun, and Cave Bear's have up to 18% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Sutatence, Quosiein, Sicmifeciis's studies concluded that Centaur's are at 70% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Personal experiments have shown that Hobbit's have a 61% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Tamak's tome concluded that cleric and bard's have a 50% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe. Quaripo's reports concluded that there is a 47% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 220 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Theseus, Tyzewoc's handbook concluded that 15% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), anthophobia (fear of flowers), atrophy, blurred vision, cataplexy, chills, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, gerontophobia (fear of old people), incontinence, menorrhagia, paranoia, paranoia, saving rolls –1 per serving, sneezing, stroke, upset stomach, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, epilepsy, infantile paralysis, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately. Personal journal indicated that Mermaid, Gremlin, Nymph, and Earth Elemental's are at 26% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Khekhar's experiment concluded that neutral good aligned characters have a 65% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe. G'gok's essays indicated that sorcerer's have a 64% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Aerororlan's encyclopedia showed that Drow's are at 57% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Thiggug's guide indicated that there is a 78% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 40% of the side-effects. Chirg's encyclopedias concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), ailurophobia (fear of cats), albinism, aneurysm, atopy, delierium, dementia, demon fever, dendrophobia (fear of trees), dizziness, double vision, double vision, double vision, hallucinations, heart attack, incontinence, polyphobia (fear of many things). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from emphysema, hyperactive thyroid, lymphoma, mastitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately. Tiroreirlan, Tyralian, Ærinbral's grimoires concluded that Drow, Orc, Halfling, and Doppleganger's have a 42% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe. Kylilrinbriel, Ælandidræl's report showed that rogue, wizard and monk's are at 20% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Personal cookbooks indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 10 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Herria's cookbooks concluded that 1 in 208 people were cured of the following symptoms: acousticophobia (fear of sound), albinism, aulophobia (fear of flutes), erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), fugues, kidney failure, skin color changes, stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, genital herpes, toxicosis, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately. Oinpu's manual indicated that Ogre's have a 53% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe. Personal cookbooks showed that there is a 95% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any negative side-effects. Tenonmi, Iirmo, Sori's test indicated that 1 in 217 people were cured of the following symptoms: acousticophobia (fear of sound), agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), alopecia, apiphobia (fear of bees), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atopy, blinding sickness, chorophobia (fear of dancing), dementia, dementia, difficulty swallowing, freckles, fugues, graphophobia (fear of writing), headaches, headaches, heart attack, height growth of at least 1/9 inch, hemorrhoids, ingrown toenails, lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), migraines, odynesophobia (fear of pain), paranoia, paranoia, priapism, sneezing, sneezing, vertigo, vertigo, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, bubonic plague, lymphoma, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately. Sinánril's manuals indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Sinindas, Trilindaeniel's cookbook concluded that 87% of people who used this recipe experienced 6 or more of the following symptoms: alopecia, anemia, bad breath, chaetophobia (fear of hair), chorophobia (fear of dancing), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), dromophobia (fear of motion), freckles, haptophobia (fear of touch), inability to cast arcane spells, incontinence, itching, sneezing, stroke, stroke, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Crohn's disease, measles, multiple sclerosis, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately. Etri, Farilunter, Quouexi's manuals concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Teene, Takos's manual indicated that 1 in 213 people were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: artificial insemination, atrophy, bedwetting, chrematophobia (fear of money), cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), demon fever, difficulty swallowing, eunuchoidism, feminophobia (fear of women), filth fever, freckles, inability to cast divine spells, itching, lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), rosacea. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, gastric ulcers, pertussis, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Acurg, Drushrokien, Lumocias's report concluded that there is a 59% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 6. Tesos, Pelkis, Aresra's manual concluded that 26% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, angina, artificial insemination, atephobia (fear of ruins), blurred vision, cramps, cramps, fugues, headaches, hemorrhoids, methyphobia (fear of alcohol), myrmecophobia (fear of ants), stasiphobia (fear of standing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, heart attack, herpes, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately. Mesaut, Nouirade's tests concluded that there is a 50% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 30% of the side-effects. Arweaw'ax, Oviftr's tome concluded that 99% of people who used this recipe were cured of 6 or more of the following symptoms: acousticophobia (fear of sound), angina, asthma, asthma, aulophobia (fear of flutes), cackle fever, coughing, cramps, hallucinations, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, itching, polyphobia (fear of many things), sneezing, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Haloproous, Ellia, Madike's studies concluded that there is a 93% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 10. Personal tests showed that there is a 88% chance this recipe may cure atrophy, automysophobia (fear of being dirty), bad breath, gender reversal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, diabetes, lymphoma, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately. Personal studies indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 17 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58 |
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