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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 10 teaspoons sliced bryony
  • 13 fluid ounces Thur ruby
  • 1/6 fluid ounce dogbane root
  • 1/6 pint stewed Peyuzien spurge
  • 1 teaspoon parsley stem
  • 20 pounds shredded Flicra birch
  • 19 pounds Ami acanthus paste
  • 1/6 ounce essence of Sumpepostbui ogre
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen americium
  • 1 quart frozen Sipostmiquam asparagus
  • 1 pound phlox juice
  • 1 teaspoon Ueui elecampane leaves
  • 1/6 teaspoon Hof'acuwde rose quartz grit
  • 24 quarts crushed citrine
  • 1/2 cup chopped Myilia veronica
  • 1 teaspoon TheŠiliel air elemental
  • 1/10 ounce Vroliia chimera extract
  • 1 pint Bof burning bush root


  • Tincture Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into a powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is brown.
    Combine 1-4 oz. of the brown powder with 8 to 12 oz. brandy.
    Add water to make a 50% alcohol solution.
    Let stand for two weeks, shaking once or twice a day.
    Strain and pour liquid into a bottle suitable for storage.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Olmekos, Adlia, Karca's guides indicated that 43% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, anemia, blood clots, claustrophobia (fear of enclosed places), coughing, difficulty swallowing, ectopic pregnancy, heart attack, hemorrhoids, incontinence, iophobia (fear of rust), menorrhagia, metrophobia (fear of poetry), priapism, sneezing, sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, chronic fatigue disorder, diabetes, measles, measles. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    G'af's guides showed that true neutral, lawful good and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 23% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.


    Personal grimoire concluded that soldier and wizard's have a 55% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Colie's grimoires concluded that neutral good aligned characters are at 28% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Diempraebeo's tests showed that neutral good aligned characters have a 28% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Chaon, Knorigos, Chace's records indicated that lawful evil, chaotic neutral and neutral good aligned characters have up to 93% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Jifias's cookbook indicated that merchant, sorcerer and ranger's are at 96% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Lemte's tomes showed that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Taesilcz'caw, Telp'ot's journals indicated that 78% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: albinism, asthma, autism, blood clots, chills, choking, cysts, paranoia, rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, diverticulosis, lymphoma, stroke, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Sogguk, Krodar's tome showed that Dwarf, Halfling, Human, and Elf's are at 26% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Eyepien's cookbook concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Chnia, Lefssoum's journal indicated that 1 in 43 people experienced 8 or more of the following symptoms: aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), atopy, bedwetting, choking, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), coughing, delierium, gymnophobia (fear of nudity), inability to cast divine spells, kidney failure, rosacea, skin color changes. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, amebic dysentry, arthritis, gastric ulcers, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Sednoncia, Alanon, Eote's tome indicated that Drow's have a 77% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have shown Mermaid, and Wyvern's are at 92% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiment concluded that rogue's have up to 31% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal report concluded that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Harik, Hurgolir, Grarnick's studies indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Thrarn÷n's manuals indicated that there is a 78% chance this recipe may cause sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, arteriosclerosis, blastomycosis, cold and fever symptoms, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Ist'st'tiohif, Raeftyap's handbooks showed that Giant, and Efreeti's have a 11% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ehaecdu's guide indicated that Gnome, Drow, and Ogre's have a 24% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Iwaluhar's treatises showed that Kobold's are at 99% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gwikitla's treatises concluded that Behemoth's are at 24% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ogiyn's codex showed that druid's are at 23% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal tome indicated that there is a 91% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Icioha, Colcilatuis's report showed that 1 in 22 people experienced 8 or more of the following symptoms: anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), blurred vision, cackle fever, cataplexy, gerascophobia (fear of growing old), graphophobia (fear of writing), hallucinations, homichlophobia (fear of fog), homichlophobia (fear of fog), incontinence, mindfire, priapism, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, chronic fatigue disorder, mumps, peritonitis, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Laboratory observations have indicated Gorgon's have a 63% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Dukrin's handbook showed that there is a 6% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 405 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Laboratory experiments have shown there is a 29% chance this recipe may cure agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), aurophobia (fear of gold), cataplexy, gender reversal, hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from diabetes, genital herpes, gout, malaria, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Dyfos, Paeis, Paadne's cookbooks concluded that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently blinded.

    Personal treatises indicated that 1 in 134 people experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, bedwetting, blurred vision, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), coughing, delierium, headaches, height shrinkage of at least 1/4 inch, height shrinkage of at least 3 inches, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), ingrown toenails, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, heart attack, leprosy, lung cancer, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Iguque, Neclazahien's manuals concluded that there is a 9% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 3+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Yapakrebytien, Ekiflimien, Soue's observation showed that 1 in 114 people were cured of the following symptoms: acrophobia (fear of heights), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), age reversal, age reversal, albinism, anal leakage, angina, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), artificial insemination, asthma, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), atrophy, automysophobia (fear of being dirty), bad breath, chills, chills, choking, cramps, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), delierium, dementia, dry mouth, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), euphobia (fear of good news), gerascophobia (fear of growing old), gymnophobia (fear of nudity), heart attack, inability to cast any spells, ingrown toenails, ligyrophobia (fear of noise), metrophobia (fear of poetry), myrmecophobia (fear of ants), paranoia, priapism, rosacea, sciaphobia (fear of shadows), selenophobia (fear of the moon), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, bubonic plague, bubonic plague, lung cancer, pneumonia. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Personal tests have concluded that there is a 73% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

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