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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 gallon diced spurry
  • 1/5 tablespoon lotus
  • 12 pounds roc paste
  • 1/8 fluid ounce cornflower oil
  • 1 gallon frozen Quamepa turmeric
  • 1/2 pound distilled Acqut benitoite
  • 20 ounces Iota brown bear
  • 1/4 pint partially hydrogenated Soobeeos cinnabar
  • 7 fluid ounces platinum grit
  • 1/8 teaspoon asbestos shards
  • 14 quarts dried calceolaria


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is gray.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Ezy'epettyoz's encyclopedias showed that 91% of people who used this recipe were cured of 3 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, arithmophobia (fear of numbers), astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), choking, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), cremnophobia (fear of precipices), dry mouth, inability to cast divine spells, incontinence. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, arthritis, cardiac arrest, lung cancer, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Thaendael, Rilandeiriel, ndnil's studies indicated that Vampire, and Kraken's are at 84% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.


    Drono, Esoko's tests indicated that Dwarf, Human, and Drow's are at 87% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Afsalodph's studies indicated that monk's have up to 98% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Nonhubus's manual showed that true neutral aligned characters have a 63% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal grimoire indicated that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently stunned.

    Alactio, Famibeprae, Copebsit's essay showed that 1 in 67 people were cured of the following symptoms: age reversal, atrophy, autophobia (fear of loneliness), batophobia (fear of high buildings), coimetrophobia (fear of cemeteries), delierium, euphobia (fear of good news), menorrhagia, paranoia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, amebic dysentry, leukemia, melanoma, pertussis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Actr'trek's journals showed that monk's are at 94% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Photis, Emracssoessa, Ithgoretgive's tome concluded that paladin and druid's have up to 93% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ortybyeyzeagweup, Pyabpr, Yivrokr's observation indicated that true neutral aligned characters are at 50% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have concluded the victim must make 2 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Thogugang's test indicated that there is a 67% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Kyleras, Rinasnlir's records showed that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, age reversal, alopecia, anemia, atrophy, atrophy, autism, bedwetting, blurred vision, cataplexy, cataplexy, cathisophobia (fear of sitting), catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), choking, cramps, cramps, dendrophobia (fear of trees), fugues, fugues, fugues, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), gerontophobia (fear of old people), hair color changes, hair growth up to 1 inch, hair growth up to 1/2 inch, heart attack, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hippophobia (fear of horses), melophobia (fear of music), menorrhagia, migraines, pyrophobia (fear of fire), selenophobia (fear of the moon), upset stomach, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from hypoglycemia, kala-azar, meningitis, neuropathy, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Vitheretien, Yeliflurefius, Too's codex showed that lawful neutral, chaotic good, chaotic evil and neutral evil aligned characters have up to 53% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scroll indicated that Halfling, Elf, Gnome, and Giant's have up to 96% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ekimakitus, Lephni, Thoune's scroll concluded that lawful good and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 18% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Gegive's manual indicated that Kobold's are at 41% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Shepiel's essays concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Synus's grimoire showed that there is a 88% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Ashaus, Woshopius, Clebopygien's study concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 13 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Deene's report concluded that each time the victim takes 13 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/2 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Ogracri, Grewashayn's experiment concluded that there is a 47% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 109 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Myifia, Jysha, Oshuqekocar's experiment concluded that 60% of people who used this recipe experienced 3 or more of the following symptoms: acousticophobia (fear of sound), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), asthma, batophobia (fear of high buildings), blinding sickness, chrematophobia (fear of money), cramps, devil chills, dromophobia (fear of motion), kidney failure, muscular atrophy, selenophobia (fear of the moon). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from genital herpes, infantile paralysis, meningitis, shingles, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Personal cookbook showed that Trapdoor Spider's are at 90% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Deponona, Isudo, Tedesse's essay showed that Succubus, and Ogre's have a 73% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have shown ranger, monk and cleric's are at 16% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Quimabeli's grimoires concluded that Orc's have a 87% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Bruvi, Dvn's manual showed that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently confused.

    Rhonae's cookbook indicated that there is a 10% chance this recipe may cure agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), angina, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), choking, dementia, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, gerontophobia (fear of old people), hallucinations, headaches, heart attack, iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), itching, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, priapism, sneezing, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cerebrospinal fever, pernicious anemia, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Hyla, Nealbooe, Neaseithon's experiment showed that Chimera's have up to 73% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Yavi, Amacha's studies indicated that there is a 66% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 10% of the negative side-effects.

    Personal experiments concluded that there is a 2% chance this recipe may cure agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), amathophobia (fear of dust), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), asthma, aulophobia (fear of flutes), bad breath, cackle fever, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), coughing, dromophobia (fear of motion), eunuchoidism, hallucinations, headaches, hyalophobia (fear of glass), inability to cast any spells, melophobia (fear of music), paranoia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, lockjaw, lupus, neuropathy, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Grordar, Grarnick, Dardug's essays indicated that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily stunned.

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