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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 19 cups Kirlgrit germanium chunks
  • 1/9 fluid ounce carrot seeds
  • 1 teaspoon Aerélænol astilbe seeds
  • 1/2 quart diced K'duggok asparagus
  • 1 pound larch
  • 23 cups shredded baby's breath
  • 1 quart Rilánas shade paste
  • 1/7 fluid ounce crushed Grekretik japonica
  • 1 fluid ounce Emeopaco indium chunks
  • 4 fluid ounces chopped Tustarem medusa
  • 20 ounces graphite
  • 11 cups lazulite


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a double boiler and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different double boiler and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Personal tests have indicated that 57% of people who used this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, alopecia, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), eunuchoidism, hallucinations, temperature 9°F cooler than normal, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from hyperglycemia, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Personal scrolls indicated that neutral good aligned characters have up to 86% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.


    Gwegretli, Gwatli, Girlgrek's guide showed that chaotic good aligned characters are at 50% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal report indicated that paladin, sorcerer and soldier's are at 25% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Grepri, Oryuhunien's handbooks indicated that there is a 14% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Personal codex concluded that 1 in 66 people experienced up to 4 of the following symptoms: atopy, autism, hair growth up to 10 inches, headaches, hot flashes. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from coronary heart disease, leukemia. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Elmeni's encyclopedia concluded that chaotic good, chaotic evil and neutral evil aligned characters have a 19% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Okrorg, Othushrochojien, Mayyacias's encyclopedias concluded that bard's have up to 27% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Maria, Poste's journals indicated that barbarian, bard, monk and wizard's have up to 10% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Quascete's essays concluded that Halfling, and Human's have up to 90% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ematesa, Oprodius's tome concluded that Roc's are at 30% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Aenrilélæl's scrolls indicated that Drow's are at 54% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Okrrin's tomes concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Bidronutia, Yuwo's observations showed that there is a 8% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 495 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal codexes showed that each time the victim takes 15 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Personal records showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

    Prides's experiments showed that 61% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alignment changes, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), anal leakage, asthma, dromophobia (fear of motion), dry mouth, freckles, gender reversal, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), homichlophobia (fear of fog), muscular atrophy, priapism, sneezing, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, louse. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal record concluded that Minotaur, Harpy, Doppleganger, Earth Elemental, and Snark's have up to 71% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal treatises showed that Dragon, Golem, Pegasus, Brown Bear, Hydra, and Wyvern's are at 6% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Apia, Chs, Rhothifos's cookbooks concluded that Gnome, Elf, Drow, and Giant's are at 71% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Proprotis, Acoco, Coboi's experiment indicated that Dwarf's have up to 63% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Pequame's observations concluded that there is a 80% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

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