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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 6 ounces diced Yuseririsus mignonette
  • 1/3 cup blanket-flower leaves
  • 1/3 pint crushed peppercorn
  • 13 gallons stewed Tek'ehfrw ghostweed
  • 1/5 teaspoon diced pectolite
  • 1/3 ounce partially hydrogenated aragonite
  • 9 pounds sliced borage
  • 1/2 tablespoon Ecuresiel pyroxene chunks
  • 3 tablespoons chopped siren
  • 5 fluid ounces lupine leaves
  • 5 ounces stewed mulberry stem
  • 1/7 fluid ounce powdered japonica
  • 5 teaspoons stewed Quisussam benitoite
  • 7 pounds chard oil
  • 1/6 gallon bramble
  • 1/9 tablespoon shredded auricula
  • 1 ounce Kurgug papaya
  • 1 quart chopped vanilla bean
  • 1 fluid ounce firethorn flowers
  • 1/6 cup Utcem carnation juice
  • 6 ounces dried Garn feverfew
  • 1 pint imp
  • 1/6 tablespoon diced vetch
  • 1 quart Descerne adder's tongue petals
  • 1/2 gallon Duphespauous pig
  • 7 ounces mustard flowers
  • 1/10 pint essence of Meraquotur acanthite


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a roasting pan.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is red.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Grabe, Lodrutius, Yaf's experiment showed that 49% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), atopy, coimetrophobia (fear of cemeteries), coprophobia (fear of feces), dizziness, dry mouth, fugues, gender changes, inability to cast divine spells, itching, priapism, rosacea, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenitis, adenitis, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, chickenpox, contact dermatitis, diabetes, heart attack, hyperactive thyroid, hyperglycemia, lung cancer, lupus, peritonitis, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Chegia, Ishruflikivus's study concluded that Dwarf, Gnome, Halfling, and Orc's have up to 84% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Neaphiai's observations concluded that each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Independant laboratory studies have indicated when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 7 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Independant laboratory observations have indicated the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal experiments have concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Uemipromi's handbooks concluded that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded there is a 38% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 224 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Laboratory observations have shown 53% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 10 of the following symptoms: asthma, asthma, bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, cataplexy, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), freckles, ingrown toenails, migraines, sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, chickenpox, Crohn's disease, dysentery, dystrophy, epilepsy, gout, infantile paralysis, louse, low blood pressure, lung cancer, Lyme disease, melanoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Lyutashrosien, Ebryprimush, Yribye's guides concluded that ranger's are at 69% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal manual indicated that monk, cleric, soldier and rogue's have a 48% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have shown Doppleganger, Human, and Drow's are at 68% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory experiments have shown there is a 64% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 25% of the side-effects.

    Laboratory tests have shown this may cure the following symptoms: arithmophobia (fear of numbers), clinophobia (fear of beds), demon fever, devil chills, filth fever. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, amebic dysentry, cancer, genital herpes, genital herpes, high blood pressure, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, infantile paralysis, leprosy, low blood pressure, multiple sclerosis, peritonitis, pneumonia, polio. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Personal scroll concluded that chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 7% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Gwitk's tome concluded that Elf's have a 47% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal grimoire concluded that there is a 32% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 38% of the side-effects.

    Personal essays concluded that 1 in 137 people were cured of the following symptoms: allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), alopecia, aneurysm, antlophobia (fear of floods), artificial insemination, artificial insemination, asthma, atrophy, bad breath, batophobia (fear of high buildings), blinding sickness, cataplexy, cataplexy, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), cibophobia (fear of food), coughing, cramps, delierium, delierium, devil chills, dikephobia (fear of justice), dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), hallucinations, hot flashes, menorrhagia, migraines, mindfire, rosacea, siderophobia (fear of the stars), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, diabetes, epilepsy, epilepsy, hookworm, laryngitis, lockjaw, lockjaw, pertussis, pertussis, polio, rabies, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Nonotinte, Quarfice, Ini's experiment showed that lawful evil aligned characters are at 61% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Sieumne, Auomior's cookbooks concluded that chaotic neutral, lawful neutral, true neutral and lawful good aligned characters are at 76% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scroll concluded that chaotic evil and neutral good aligned characters have a 34% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Shrul, Frakre, Bacu's codexes indicated that Water Elemental's have up to 74% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Praeneci's observations concluded that there is a 18% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Ynusosien's experiments showed that this may cure the following symptoms: age reversal, agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), albinism, anemia, bad breath, bad breath, blinding sickness, cackle fever, cataplexy, chills, chrematophobia (fear of money), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), cysts, cysts, demon fever, dizziness, double vision, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, hair growth up to 1/2 inch, hallucinations, heart attack, height growth of at least 1/9 inch, hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), inability to cast divine spells, ingrown toenails, itching, kidney failure, metrophobia (fear of poetry), migraines, mummy rot, rosacea, rosacea, selenophobia (fear of the moon), skin color changes, stroke, tropophobia (fear of change), upset stomach, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, bubonic plague, cancer, chlamydia, diabetes, genital herpes, glaucoma, leprosy, leprosy, lymphoma, mastitis, multiple sclerosis, pertussis, pneumonia, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Personal study showed that Basilisk's are at 82% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Zertrez, Ky'obraud, Puhunabfr's codexes indicated that Kraken, Ogre, and Demon's have a 55% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Noae's record showed that farmer's have up to 10% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory experiments have shown sorcerer, druid and fighter's are at 37% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Lezoalus, Secekos, Knorythprilos's manuals showed that Ankheg, Kelpie, Fire Giant, Orc, Shade, Beholder, and Frost Giant's are at 89% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Qeniel, Zathe, Grin's essays concluded that Elf's are at 33% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    BrumnŽn, Brubus, Thofrin's scroll indicated that there is a 68% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Laboratory studies have concluded there is a 16% chance this recipe may cause agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), asthma, atopy, atopy, atopy, auroraphobia (fear of auroras), auroraphobia (fear of auroras), basiphobia (fear of walking), blinding sickness, cackle fever, chills, cramps, cramps, cramps, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), difficulty swallowing, double vision, double vision, double vision, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), ectopic pregnancy, gender changes, hot flashes, iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), inability to cast any spells, itching, kidney failure, menorrhagia, panphobia (fear of everything), paranoia, sneezing, sneezing, symbolophobia (fear of symbols, magic), teratophobia (fear of monsters), vertigo, warts, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, bubonic plague, cerebrospinal fever, chickenpox, heart attack, hyperglycemia, kala-azar, kala-azar, lockjaw, lockjaw, low blood pressure, neuropathy, trachoma, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Garfan's handbooks showed that there is a 13% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Independant laboratory experiments have indicated 38% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), alignment changes, alopecia, autism, choking, clinophobia (fear of beds), delierium, difficulty swallowing, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), ingrown toenails, priapism, priapism, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, black lung, black lung, chronic fatigue disorder, dysentery, glaucoma, herpes, leprosy, lupus, meningitis, polio, scurvy, snail fever, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Ofradaprag, Ilishro, Ukyeye's tomes showed that there is a 66% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Un'up'ofqgrox's cookbooks showed that 1 in 21 people were cured of up to 10 of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, albinism, carnophobia (fear of meat), cataplexy, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), delierium, eunuchoidism, filth fever, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), hemorrhoids, hot flashes, incontinence, siderophobia (fear of the stars), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, adenitis, adenocarcinoma, cancer, cholera, diabetes, diverticulosis, herpes, Lyme disease, mastitis, mumps, pernicious anemia, pinkeye, stroke, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal handbooks indicated that there is a 62% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 29% of the side-effects.

    Pryza's experiment indicated that there is a 72% chance this recipe may cause androphobia (fear of men), incontinence, melophobia (fear of music), menorrhagia, myrmecophobia (fear of ants). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, amebiasis, arthritis, bubonic plague, cancer, Crohn's disease, diverticulitis, dystrophy, emphysema, glaucoma, mastitis, measles, snail fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Akthkarae's scrolls concluded that there is a 26% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

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