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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 9 fluid ounces Sizaluck topaz clusters
  • 1/8 fluid ounce ghost extract
  • 1/8 pint corundum deposits
  • 1 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Modromli allspice
  • 1/9 pint crushed coriander
  • 11 quarts Pyuk'abby henna
  • 4 pounds stewed Silænas ghostweed
  • 16 pints Pograuiuste vervain
  • 1/9 pound Smycuhybas wormwood petals
  • 24 gallons zucchini root
  • 1 teaspoon frozen Amphianphoai feverfew
  • 15 pounds slipperwort
  • 23 quarts partially hydrogenated Anmzaae monkey


  • Liquid Infusion Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a roasting pan.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready for infusion when it's color is yellow.
    Take 1 gallon of cold cream and dissolve some of the yellow powder in it.
    Let stand for 1 hours.
    Drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Togok's scroll showed that there is a 21% chance this recipe may cause antlophobia (fear of floods), artificial insemination, aurophobia (fear of gold), autism, blurred vision, cataplexy, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), cibophobia (fear of food), dementia, double vision, ectopic pregnancy, hemorrhoids, itching, melophobia (fear of music), priapism, stasiphobia (fear of standing), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cerebrospinal fever, contact dermatitis, melanoma, snail fever, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Egidku, Arxyrasiip, Otshob's handbook concluded that bard's have a 9% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.


    Yishyfre, Pysh's encyclopedia indicated that Human's have up to 17% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Charhyris, Knoca's grimoires showed that lawful good aligned characters are at 18% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Arkeneus, Serasafikis, Kebeharacse's experiment showed that lawful good aligned characters have up to 22% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have indicated Human, Drow, and Dwarf's are at 20% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Sutasci's tests concluded that farmer and cleric's are at 54% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Gokholir, Kufin, Formilir's cookbook indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily confused.

    Mocrequiteor, Necoquas, Meaximi's scroll indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Oksh'tezraegkr's essays concluded that there is a 16% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 3+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Personal tests have concluded that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/5 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Abrezar, Yazefripahia's cookbook showed that there is a 20% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

    Coutllum, Pedexiras, Tamncedor's tome indicated that 1 in 123 people were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), albinism, angina, atrophy, dizziness, hot flashes, muscular atrophy, polyphobia (fear of many things), prosophobia (fear of progress), rosacea, temperature 2°F warmer than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, leukemia, melanoma, shingles, smallpox. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Gröfak, Ordik, Kadrin's manual concluded that Phoenix, Banshee, Kraken, Stone Giant, Trapdoor Spider, Behemoth, and Lizardman's are at 13% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Dykanon's scrolls concluded that ranger, sorcerer and wizard's have up to 31% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Thrailial's records indicated that Elf, Halfling, Gnome, Ogre, and Goblin's have up to 46% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Porhyeus, Chablai, Aktisaene's guide showed that Doppleganger's are at 79% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Arænnar's cookbooks indicated that chaotic neutral, true neutral and lawful good aligned characters are at 63% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal manuals concluded that Vampire, Siren, Gryphon, and Krenshar's have up to 93% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Eiquodquo, Etlcici's tome concluded that Garuda's have up to 19% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have shown merchant's are at 56% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Midoetbus, Podurans's experiment showed that there is a 12% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 398 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Lirilrerni's scrolls concluded that 1 in 5 people were cured of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), albinism, asthma, atrophy, batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), cataplexy, choking, coughing, heart attack, hemorrhoids, itching, itching, mindfire, pedophobia (fear of young children), stroke, upset stomach, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from diverticulosis, dystrophy, low blood pressure, pernicious anemia, pertussis. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Nielædyn, Ælaenas, Trilerlith's record showed that Poltergeist's are at 70% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Oedrodus's guides concluded that there is a 66% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 47% of the negative side-effects.

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