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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 25 cups ThraŠnilbries topaz shards
  • 1/5 gallon Progorythna sumac flowers
  • 1 quart sliced dryad
  • 1 quart Ewikre salvia
  • 1/2 teaspoon mustard juice
  • 10 quarts Aenendiras cassia root
  • 1 gallon partially hydrogenated basket flower
  • 3 gallons Elfranensiak kohlrabi extract
  • 10 tablespoons stewed vanilla
  • 1/2 pound shredded forget-me-not
  • 1 teaspoon jasmine root
  • 7 gallons diced kousso
  • 1 tablespoon fresh Yzephahien mouse dressing
  • 1 ounce potassium
  • 1/8 cup frozen Rumintiam eglantine


  • Soup Directions
    Put ale in a medium bowl and heat to 116į.
    Stir-fry all the monster ingredients in a seperate cooking pot
    Add 9 cups of boiling water
    Reduce mixture over heat, and pour over remaining ingredients.
    Add all remaining ingredients to the bowl, stirring occasionally.
    Add oats as needed.
    Seperate solids from the soup into a seperate Dutch oven.
    Mince the solids and place them back in the soup.
    Cook soup for 57 minutes.
    Add ale to soup, then garnish with one of the items from table below
    Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen veronica oil
  • 1 tablespoon Spakhomta collard
  • 1/8 cup partially hydrogenated hen


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Fledo's cookbooks concluded that there is a 52% chance this recipe may cause agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), arithmophobia (fear of numbers), blood clots, cramps, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from glaucoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Esolobrec, Drovus's record indicated that lawful neutral aligned characters have a 98% immunity to the effects of this recipe.


    Azyudri, Zaque's reports indicated that merchant, soldier, wizard and sorcerer's have a 66% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Stun's essays concluded that Elf's are at 81% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Nobeque, Uelbefru's experiment indicated that farmer's have up to 20% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Recekuue, Crasinock, Ayyprecreniel's journal showed that there is a 46% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

    Chocly, Refrevius, Ydragefien's test concluded that 67% of people who used this recipe were cured of 4 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, blurred vision, cackle fever, chills, chionophobia (fear of snow, winter), hot flashes, kidney failure. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from lung cancer. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Aueli, Cumestueet's tome concluded that Unicorn's have up to 29% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Tyllenial's guide showed that Ogre, and Goblin's are at 55% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal reports concluded that barbarian, ranger and paladin's are at 47% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Pucout, Esttuamtiam, Haeccendi's tomes showed that there is a 90% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

    Personal journals indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), albinism, anal leakage, angina, angina, apnea, atephobia (fear of ruins), atephobia (fear of ruins), basiphobia (fear of walking), cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), choking, coughing, delierium, dry mouth, ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), freckles, graphophobia (fear of writing), heart attack, hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), menorrhagia, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, necrophobia (fear of corpses), odynesophobia (fear of pain), rosacea, temperature 9įF warmer than normal, teratophobia (fear of monsters), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from mumps. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Skititakrege, Karlgrit's scrolls concluded that Pegasus, Wraith, Thunderbird, Rat, and Ice Giant's have up to 77% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Talinden, MeridrŠnol, Telriini's test showed that neutral evil aligned characters are at 46% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Puraquo's manuals showed that Goblin, Elf, and Human's have up to 85% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Adrur, Khebur, GrŲvrur's experiments indicated that neutral evil, chaotic good and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 20% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal guide concluded that neutral good, true neutral and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 47% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Corkeoe's manual showed that Poltergeist's are at 26% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Talinden, Talindian's scrolls showed that Halfling's have up to 44% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal observations indicated that there is a 26% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 79 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Rhodysessa, Synes, Olyni's manual concluded that 43% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), alignment reversal, alopecia, bibliophobia (fear of books), cathisophobia (fear of sitting), difficulty swallowing, eunuchoidism, heart attack, inability to cast any spells, incontinence. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chronic fatigue disorder. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Personal journal concluded that druid's are at 30% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ekraqikozia, Dody's tomes showed that Halfling, and Dwarf's are at 86% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Dhugrarn, Khernus, ObrŽn's manuals concluded that each time the victim takes 9 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently deafened.

    Faniid, Etinrsagnum, Quocerelli's record indicated that there is a 44% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Personal experiments have concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

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