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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 8 teaspoons dried Shromar phantom
  • 1/8 teaspoon forget-me-not petals
  • 1 cup Pedike horehound root
  • 1 pint epidote
  • 17 cups larch
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen aquamarine
  • 1 pound partially hydrogenated Kweit lipstick plant
  • 18 quarts mimosa
  • 1/2 ounce frozen chrysoprase
  • 1 cup watercress
  • 11 fluid ounces Ehafa jessamine extract
  • 1/5 pint hollyhock
  • 1 ounce powdered Gwitle bird-of-paradise paste
  • 13 tablespoons hazelnut root


  • Soup Directions
    Put whiskey in a large bowl and heat but do not boil.
    Roast all the monster ingredients in a seperate double boiler
    Add 10 cups of boiling water
    Reduce mixture over heat, and place in bowl.
    Add remaining ingredients to the bowl in increments of 1/9, stirring constantly.
    Add whey to season as needed.
    Pour liquids off into a seperate cooking pot. Discard solids.
    Parbroil soup for 70 minutes.
    Garnish with one of the items from table below.
    Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/8 fluid ounce crushed Omude giant dressing
  • 1 tablespoon chopped mule
  • 8 tablespoons Dinai peyote


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Etdia's studies indicated that there is a 8% chance this recipe may cause acousticophobia (fear of sound), anal leakage, angina, bedwetting, difficulty swallowing, ectopic pregnancy, hematophobia (fear of blood), inability to cast arcane spells, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, diverticulosis, diverticulosis, emphysema, glaucoma, heart attack, hyperglycemia, lung cancer, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Usstag'exp, Dym'xydyez's studies concluded that Krenshar's have a 65% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Tacribrefiel, Ephyya, Apripeshrod's handbooks indicated that paladin's are at 50% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Femilu, Crefare's experiment concluded that Human's are at 59% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory observations have indicated Gnome's have a 57% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ud'epzyus, Dyuhirwe, Udedrtrir's scrolls concluded that rogue's have up to 52% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments have shown that neutral evil aligned characters are at 59% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have indicated rogue, fighter and paladin's are at 89% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Teyylukias, Ayare's observations concluded that there is a 39% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 483 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Zozus's journals indicated that there is a 73% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Geai, Keretmis's treatises indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 13 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Ablma's handbook indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Rilaniel's observations indicated that 98% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), anal leakage, aneurysm, artificial insemination, difficulty swallowing, hair color changes, homichlophobia (fear of fog), kidney failure, mummy rot, paranoia, paranoia, skin color changes, temperature 10F warmer than normal, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amebiasis, diabetes, dysentery, leprosy, louse, louse, mastitis, measles, peritonitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Quodra's tests concluded that Minotaur's are at 10% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Remmuha, Iuquoquem's handbook indicated that there is a 87% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Inea's tomes indicated that 84% of people who used this recipe were cured of 5 or more of the following symptoms: aneurysm, aneurysm, cackle fever, chills, dementia, feminophobia (fear of women), incontinence, priapism, priapism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, diabetes, emphysema, Hodgkin's disease, hyperglycemia, lymphoma, multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy, pernicious anemia, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Dyon, Smybekis's test concluded that Gnome, Dwarf, Elf, and Human's are at 68% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Fegre, Fruus, Shimias's observations showed that lawful good aligned characters have a 54% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Kroku, Khbrir's handbook concluded that Troll, Rat, Lizardman, and Poltergeist's have a 98% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Graby, Czyemias's grimoires showed that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Ifuitre, Masuchri, Aniuento's experiment concluded that 45% of people who used this recipe were cured of 5 or more of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), acarophobia (fear of small objects), alektorophobia (fear of chickens), alopecia, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), hair color changes, haptophobia (fear of touch), migraines, rosacea, stasiphobia (fear of standing), warts, xerophobia (fear of dryness). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from blastomycosis, coronary heart disease, Crohn's disease, croup, genital herpes, gingivitis, laryngitis, measles, muscular dystrophy, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Montiaquo's handbook indicated that neutral good, lawful evil and lawful good aligned characters have up to 58% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Chris's experiments showed that neutral evil and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 37% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Cuta, Theydgas's codex indicated that Merman, Sphinx, Roc, Hydra, Beholder, and Pixie's are at 96% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Eyryresryibq, Urnran's journal indicated that the victim must make 11 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Coma, Codi's scroll indicated that 1 in 206 people experienced 5 or more of the following symptoms: delierium, fugues, hallucinations, hyalophobia (fear of glass), hydrophobia (fear of water), pedophobia (fear of young children), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), rosacea, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), siderophobia (fear of the stars), skill checks +5 per serving, stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, black lung, contact dermatitis, Crohn's disease, diverticulosis, malaria, pertussis, scurvy, snail fever, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Samudath, Thromomong's observation indicated that Halfling, Drow, Goblin, Orc, and Ogre's have a 69% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Skretl's experiment showed that sorcerer, barbarian and druid's have up to 14% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Scriirgasa's scroll showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily stunned.

    Personal encyclopedia indicated that 1 in 188 people experienced the following symptoms: albinism, angina, angina, anthophobia (fear of flowers), astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), atopy, aulophobia (fear of flutes), chionophobia (fear of snow, winter), choking, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), cysts, devil chills, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), headaches, heart attack, height growth of at least 1 inch, inability to cast divine spells, itching, kidney failure, migraines, migraines, muscular atrophy, odynesophobia (fear of pain), paranoia, rosacea, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Crohn's disease, kala-azar, laryngitis, lung cancer, meningitis, peritonitis, pertussis, polio, rabies, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Personal codexes concluded that there is a 27% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Personal tests have indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), albinism, alignment changes, aneurysm, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, arithmophobia (fear of numbers), atopy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, delierium, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, double vision, eunuchoidism, freckles, heart attack, inability to cast divine spells, kopophobia (fear of fatigue), lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), menorrhagia, mummy rot, odynesophobia (fear of pain), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), temperature 10F warmer than normal, vertigo, warts, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cholera, cold and fever symptoms, pertussis, polio, scurvy, smallpox, strep throat, stroke, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Ediessa, Comomi's record showed that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily confused.

    Chafos, Panos, Theledoa's treatises concluded that 1 in 165 people were cured of the following symptoms: anthophobia (fear of flowers). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chlamydia, croup, croup, epilepsy, gingivitis, louse, pneumonia, tetanus, thrush, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Independant laboratory experiments have concluded each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Noestntur's studies indicated that 1 in 144 people were cured of 5 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), artificial insemination, atopy, autism, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), chills, chills, choking, cometophobia (fear of comets), dendrophobia (fear of trees), dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), filth fever, hair growth up to 9 inches, headaches, heart attack, muscular atrophy, priapism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, Crohn's disease, gout, louse, measles, scurvy, strep throat, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Ux'stas's handbooks indicated that the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

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