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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 cup turmeric
  • 1 teaspoon Dryretryns vanadinite
  • 1 tablespoon beholder
  • 1 tablespoon Teexri zombie paste
  • 1 teaspoon stewed Penai salad burnet
  • 1 pint yew oil
  • 1 cup Ęlilbreth hydrangea leaves
  • 1/2 cup cayenne juice
  • 1 fluid ounce sunstone
  • 1 tablespoon dried Obkrjud fennel
  • 3 pints chopped japonica
  • 1/5 gallon bergamot oil
  • 1/9 gallon chopped Coadrer antimony
  • 1 pint partially hydrogenated Bovru falcon
  • 1/6 pint powdered Exku'ty'ikg tulip
  • 1 gallon Grattle statice juice
  • 1/5 quart lavender
  • 12 teaspoons snark
  • 1/7 ounce fresh Adria yerba santa
  • 11 gallons Acoeris arugula oil
  • 1/3 gallon paprika stem
  • 1/6 teaspoon dried Qeyze'ra milkwort


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a double boiler.
    Heat the ground mixture over a small fire to dry it into a powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is red.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Otugech, Judien's record indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: age reversal, ailurophobia (fear of cats), albinism, alignment changes, anal leakage, angina, artificial insemination, atopy, atopy, dizziness, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, fugues, gerascophobia (fear of growing old), height growth of at least 4 inches, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), hippophobia (fear of horses), incontinence, polyphobia (fear of many things), pyrophobia (fear of fire), xerophobia (fear of dryness). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from gout. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Personal observations have shown that rogue, ranger, wizard and soldier's are at 61% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.


    Laboratory observations have indicated lawful good aligned characters are at 99% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ult'ef'k's handbooks concluded that chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 79% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal handbooks indicated that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Frofliwar, Ofrazassa's experiments concluded that 68% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: acrophobia (fear of heights), age reversal, age reversal, alopecia, amathophobia (fear of dust), anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), artificial insemination, chills, cysts, difficulty swallowing, ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), eunuchoidism, hemorrhoids, paranoia, temperature 1°F cooler than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from gastric ulcers. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Chaclidegia's experiment concluded that neutral good, neutral evil, true neutral and lawful good aligned characters have a 54% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tylrilalen's essays showed that there is a 67% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Lyfyth's tomes showed that this may cure the following symptoms: all rolls +4 per serving, aneurysm, bad breath, carnophobia (fear of meat), chills, clinophobia (fear of beds), coughing, gymnophobia (fear of nudity), hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from pertussis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Elaniad, Tenereth's report concluded that Gnome, Dwarf, and Human's have up to 91% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Norsėn, Brarmir's grimoires indicated that chaotic evil, chaotic good, lawful evil and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 60% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Aceet, Einnim, Paserga's codexes indicated that Orc, Giant, and Drow's are at 64% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Lefike's studies indicated that bard's are at 80% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Coproad, Dofistia, Eoquenti's observation concluded that there is a 63% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 267 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal experiments concluded that 49% of people who used this recipe experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: anemia, basiphobia (fear of walking), chorophobia (fear of dancing), demon fever, double vision, headaches, ingrown toenails. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from pernicious anemia. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Pelia's experiment concluded that Elf's have a 23% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal guides concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

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